Автор неизвестен. Keep smile! Always and everywhere!

Origina is here

:-o	Wow!	:-c	Real unhappy
:-|	Grim	:-C	Just totally unbelieving
:= |	Baboon	:-B	Drooling
:-v	Speaking	:-,	Smirk
:-V	Shout	:-||	Anger
:-w	Speak with forked tongue	:-)	Smiling
:-r	Sticking tongue out	:-(	Frowning
:-*	Oops!	'-)	Wink
:-T	Keeping a straight face	;-)	Sardonic Incredulity
:-D	Said with a smile	%-<I>	Drunk with laughter
:-x	Kiss kiss	:-X	A big wet kiss!
:-"	Pursing lips	:-[	Pouting
:-#	My lips are sealed	:-P	Tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Y	A quiet aside	8-|	Eyes wide with surprise
>-<	Absolutely livid!!	&-|	Tearful
|-{	"Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)	:-}	"Thish wine tashted pretty good"
8-]	"wow, maaan"	8-O	"Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *"?)
:-,	"Hmmmm."	|~(	"Someone just busted my nose"
. :^D	"Great! I like it!"	B-D	"Serves you right, dummy!!"

The Unofficial Smilies Dictionary

:-)	Your basic smiley. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)	Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
:-(	Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.
:-I	Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smiley
:->	User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->	User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->	Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
(-:	User is left handed
	And others smilies...
%-)	User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*)	User is drunk
[:]	User is a robot
8-)	User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)	Sunglasses on head
::-)	User wears normal glasses
B-)	User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)	User is a little girl
:-)-8	User is a Big girl
:-{)	User has a mustache
:-{}	User wears lipstick
{:-)	User wears a toupee
}:-(	Toupee in an updraft
:-[	User is a Vampire
:-E	Bucktoothed vampire
:-F	Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7	User just made a wry statement
:-*	User just ate something sour
;-(	User is crying
;-)	User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@	User is screaming
:-#	User wears braces
:^)	User has a broken nose
:<)	User is from an Ivy League School
:-&	User is tongue tied.
+-:-)	User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)	User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)	Same thing...other side
|-I	User is asleep
|-O	User is yawning/snoring
:-Q	User is a smoker
:-?	User smokes a pipe
O-)	Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-)	User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P	Nyahhhh!
:-S	User just made an incoherent statement
:-D	User is laughing (at you!)
:-X	User's lips are sealed
:-C	User is really bummed
<|-)	User is Chinese
<|-(	User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/	User is skeptical
C=:-)	User is a chef
@= 	User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-)	User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o	Uh oh!
(8-o	It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)	And Bozo the Clown!
3:]	Pet smiley
3:[	Mean Pet smiley
d8=	Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-)	User is a Ham radio operator
:-9	User is licking his/her lips
%-6	User is braindead
[:-)	User is wearing a walkman
(:I	User is an egghead
<:-I	User is a dunce
K:P	User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)	User is wearing a turban
:-0	No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-:	Mutant Smiley The invisible smiley
..-)	User only has one eye
,-)	Ditto...but he's winking
X-(	User just died
C=}>;*{O)	Mega-Smiley...

 

A drunk, devilish
chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

Note:
A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.

 

:(	Sad
:[	Real Downer
:]	Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:)	Happy
:>	hmm, let me think...
:D	Laughter
:I	Hmmm, not funny!
:<	what pretences!
:{	oh boy, the headmaster!...
:O	Yelling
;(	Crying
[]	Hugs and
:*	Kisses
:-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1	smiley bland face
:-! " :-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-6	smiley after eating something sour
8-)	smiley swimmer
:-*	smiley after eating something bitter
:-&	smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0	smiley orator
(:-(	unsmiley frowning
=:-)	smiley punk-rocker
=:-(	(real punk rockers don't smile)
+-:-)	smiley priest
:-o	smiley singing national anthem
:-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[	un-smiley blockhead
:-]	smiley blockhead
:-{	smiley variation on a theme
:-}	ditto
{:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)	above in an updraft
g-)	smiley with pince-nez glasses
:-\	undecided smiley
:-/	lefty undecided smiley
:-|	"have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)	winking smiley
:-<	real sad smiley
:-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c	bummed out smiley
:-v	talking head smiley
:-?	smilely smoking a pipe
0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:<	midget unsmiley
:>	midget smiley
:-)	ha ha
~~:-(	net.flame
|-)	hee hee
|-D	ho ho
:->	hey hey
:-(	boo hoo
X-(	net.suicide
:-I	hmm
:-O	uh oh
>:-I	net.startrek
:-P	nyah nyah
3:o[	net.pets
|-P	yuk

 

Male	:-
Female	>-
Infinity	8
And the (IMHO) All Time Classi:c	%\v Picasso

 

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