Страница:
inundered and she hung him out billbailey; has a quadrant in his tile to
tell Toler cad a'clog it is; offers chances to Long on but stands up to
Legge before; found coal at the end of his harrow and mossroses behind the
seams; made a fort out of his postern and wrote F.E.R.T. on his buckler; is
escapemaster-in-chief from all sorts of houdingplaces; if he outharrods
against barkers, to the shoolbred he acts whiteley; was evacuated at the
mere appearance of three germhuns and twice besieged by a sweep; from
zoomorphology to omnianimalism he is brooched by the spin of a coin; towers,
an eddistoon amid the lampless, casting swannbeams on the deep; threatens
thunder upon malefactors and sends whispers up fraufrau's froufrous; when
Dook Hookbackcrook upsits his ass booseworthies jeer and junket but they
boos him oos and baas his aas when he lukes like Hunkett Plunkett; by
sosannsos and search a party on a lady of this city; business, reading
newspaper, smoking cigar, arranging tumblers on table, eating meals,
pleasure, etcetera, etcetera, pleasure, eating meals, arranging tumblers on
table, smoking cigar, reading newspaper, business; minerals, wash and brush
up, local views, juju toffee, comic and birthdays cards; those were the days
and he was their hero; pink sunset shower, red clay cloud, sorrow of Sahara,
oxhide on Iren; arraigned and attainted, listed and lited, pleaded and
proved; catches his check at banck of Indgangd and endurses his doom at
chapel exit; brain of the franks, hand of the christian, tongue of the
north; commands to dinner and calls the bluff; has a block at Morgen's and a
hatache all the afternunch; plays gehamerat when he's ernst but misses
mausey when he's lustyg; walked as far as the Head where he sat in state as
the Rump; shows Early English tracemarks and a marigold window with manigilt
lights, a myrioscope, two remarkable piscines and three wellworthseeing
ambries; arches all portcullised and his nave dates from dots; is a horologe
unstoppable and the Benn of all bells; fuit, isst and herit and though he's
mildewstaned he's mouldystoned; is a quercuss in the forest but plane member
for Megalopolis; mountunmighty, faunonfleetfoot; plank in our platform,
blank in our scouturn; hidal, in carucates he is enumerated, hold as an
earl, he counts; shipshaped phrase of buglooking words with a form like the
easing moments of a graminivorous; to our dooms brought he law, our manoirs
he made his vill of; was an overgrind to the underground and acqueduced for
fierythroats; sends boys in socks acoughawhooping when he lets farth his
carbonoxside and silk stockings show her shapings when he looses hose on
hers; stocks dry puder for the Ill people and pinkun's pellets for all the
Pale; gave his mundyfoot to Miserius, her pinch to Anna Livia, that
superfine pigtail to Cerisia Cerosia and quid rides to Titius, Caius and
Sempronius; made the man who had no notion of shopkeepers feel he'd rather
play the duke than play the gentleman; shot two queans and shook three
caskles when he won his game of dwarfs; fumes inwards like a strombolist
till he smokes at both ends; manmote, befier of him, womankind, pietad!;
shows one white drift of snow among the gorsegrowth of his crown and a
chaperon of repentance on that which shed gore; pause and quies, triple
bill; went by metro for the polis and then hoved by; to the finders, hail!
woa, you that seek!; whom fillth had plenished, dearth devoured; hock is
leading, cocoa comes next, emery tries for the flag; can dance the O'Bruin's
polerpasse at Noolahn to his own orchistruss accompaniment; took place
before the internatural convention of catholic midwives and found stead
before the congress for the study of endonational calamities; makes a
delictuous entr e and finishes off the course between sweets and savouries;
flouts for forecasts, flairs for finds and the fun of the fray on the
fairground; cleared out three hundred sixty five idles to set up one all
khalassal for henwives hoping to have males; the flawhoolagh, the grasping
one, the kindler of paschal fire; forbids us our trespassers as we forgate
him; the phoenix be his pyre, the cineres his sire!; piles big pelium on
little ossas like the pilluls of hirculeads; has an eatupus complex and a
drinkthedregs kink; wurstmeats for chumps and cowcarlows for scullions; when
he plies for our favour is very trolly ours; two psychic espousals and three
desertions; may be matter of fact now but was futter of magd then;
Cattermole Hill, exmountain of flesh was reared up by stress and sank under
strain; tank it up, dank it up, tells the tailor to his tout; entoutcas for
a man, but bit a thimble for a maid; blimp, blump; a dud letter, a sing a
song a sylble; a byword, a sentence with surcease; while stands his
canyouseehim frails shall fall; was hatched at Cellbridge but ejoculated
abrood; as it gan in the biguinnengs so wound up in a battle of Boss;
Roderick, Roderick, Roderick, O, you've gone the way of the Danes; variously
catalogued, regularly regrouped; a bushboys holoday, a quacker's mating, a
wenches' sandbath; the same homoheatherous checkinlossegg as when sollyeye
airly blew ye; real detonation but false report; spa mad but inn sane; half
emillian via bogus census but a no street hausmann when allphannd; is the
handiest of all andies and a most alleghant spot to dump your hump; hands
his secession to the new patricius but plumps plebmatically for the bloody
old centuries; eats with doors open and ruts with gates closed; some dub him
Rotshield and more limn him Rockyfellow; shows he's fly to both demisfairs
but thries to cover up his tracers; seven dovecotes cooclaim to have been
pigeonheim to this homer, Smerrnion, Rhoebok, Kolonsreagh, Seapoint,
Quayhowth, Ashtown, Ratheny; independent of the lordship of chamberlain,
acknowledging the rule of Rome; we saw thy farm at Useful Prine, Domhnall,
Domhnall; reeks like Illbelpaese and looks like Iceland's ear; lodged at
quot places, lived through tot reigns; takes a szumbath for his weekend and
a wassarnap for his refreskment; after a good bout at stoolball enjoys
Giroflee Giroflaa; what Nevermore missed and Colombo found; believes in
everyman his own goaldkeeper and in Africa for the fullblacks; the arc of
his drive was forty full and his stumps were pulled at eighty; boasts him to
the thick-inthews the oldest creater in Aryania and looks down on the Suiss
family Collesons whom he calls les nouvelles roches; though his heart, soul
and spirit turn to pharaoph times, his love, faith and hope stick to
futuerism; light leglifters cense him souriantes from afore while boor
browbenders curse him grommelants to his hindmost; between youlasses and
yeladst glimse of Even; the Lug his peak has, the Luk his pile; drinks tharr
and wodhar for his asama and eats the unparishable sow to styve off reglar
rack; the beggars cloak them reclined about his paddystool, the whores
winken him as they walk their side; on Christienmas at Advent Lodge, New
Yealand, after a lenty illness the roeverand Mr Easterling of pentecostitis,
no followers by bequest, fanfare all private; Gone Where Glory Waits Him
(Ball, bulletist) but Not Here Yet (Maxwell, clark); comminxed under
articles but phoenished a borgiess; from the vat on the bier through the
burre in the dark to the buttle of the bawn; is AI an the highest but Roh re
his root; filled fanned of hackleberries whenas all was tuck and toss up for
him as a yangster to fall fou of hockinbechers wherein he had gauged the use
of raisin; ads aliments, das doles, raps rustics, tams turmoil; sas seed
enough for a semination but sues skivvies on the sly; learned to speak from
hand to mouth till he could talk earish with his eyes shut; hacked his way
through hickheckhocks but hanged hishelp from there hereafters; rialtos,
annesleyg, binn and balls to say nothing atolk of New Comyn; the gleam of
the glow of the shine of the sun through the dearth of the dirth on the
blush of the brick of the viled ville of Barnehulme has dust turned to
brown; these dyed to tartan him, rueroot, dulse, bracken, teasel, fuller's
ash, sundew and cress; long gunn but not for cotton; stood his sharp assault
of famine but grew girther, girther and girther; he has twenty four or so
cousins germinating in the United States of America and a namesake with an
initial difference in the once kingdom of Poland; his first's a young rose
and his second's FrenchEgyptian and his whole means a slump at Christie's;
forth of his pierced part came the woman of his dreams, blood thicker then
water last trade overseas; buyshop of Glintylook, eorl of Hoed; you and I
are in him surrented by brwn bldns; Elin's flee polt pelhaps but Hwang Chang
evelytime; he one was your of highbigpipey boys but fancy him as smoking
fags his at time of life; Mount of Mish, Mell of Moy; had two cardinal
ventures and three capitol sinks; has a peep in his pocketbook and a
packetboat in his keep; B.V.H., B.L.G., P.P.M., T.D.S., V.B.D., T.C.H.,
L.O.N.; is Breakfates, Lunger, Diener and Souper; as the streets were paved
with cold he felt his topperairy; taught himself skating and learned how to
fall; distinctly dirty but rather a dear; hoveth chieftains evrywehr, with
morder; Ostman Effendi, Serge Paddishaw; baases two mmany, outpriams al' his
parisites; first of the fenians, roi des fain ants; his Tiara of scones was
held unfillable. till one Liam Fail felled him in Westmunster; was struck
out of his sittem when he rowed saulely to demask us and to our appauling
predicament brought as plagues from Buddapest; put a matchhead on an
aspenstalk and set the living a fire; speared the rod and spoiled the
lightning; married with cakes and repunked with pleasure; till he was buried
howhappy was he and he made the welkins ring with Up Micawber!; god at the
top of the staircase, carrion on the mat of straw; the false hood of a
spindler web chokes the cavemouth of his unsightliness but the nestlings
that liven his leafscreen sing him a lover of arbuties; we strike hands over
his bloodied warsheet but we are pledged entirely to his green mantle; our
friend vikelegal, our swaran foi; under the four stones by his streams who
vanished the wassailbowl at the joy of shells; Mora and Lora had a hill of a
high time looking down on his confusion till firm look in readiness, forward
spear and the windfoot of curach strewed the lakemist of Lego over the last
of his fields; we darkened for you, faulterer, in the year of mourning but
we'll fidhil to the dimtwinklers when the streamy morvenlight calls up the
sunbeam; his striped pantaloons, his rather strange walk; hereditatis
columna erecta, hagion chiton eraphon; nods a nap for the nonce but crows
cheerio when they get ecunemical; is a simultaneous equator of elimbinated
integras when three upon one is by inspection improper; has the most conical
hodpiece of confusianist heronim and that chuchuffuous chinchin of his is
like a footsey kungoloo around Taishantyland; he's as globeful as a
gasometer of lithium and luridity and he was thrice ten anular years before
he wallowed round Raggiant Circos; the cabalstone at the coping of his cavin
is a canine constant but only an amirican could apparoxemete the
apeupresiosity of his atlast's alongement; sticklered rights and lefts at
Baddersdown in his hunt for the boar trwth but made his end with the
modareds that came at him in Camlenstrete; a hunnibal in exhaustive
conflict, an otho to return; burning body to aiger air on melting mountain
in wooing wave; we go into him sleepy children, we come out of him
strucklers for life; he divested to save from the Mrs Drownings their rival
queens while Grimshaw, Bragshaw and Renshaw made off with his storen
clothes; taxed and rated, licensed and ranted; his threefaced stonehead was
found on a whitehorse hill and the print of his costellous feet is seen in
the goat's grasscircle; pull the blind, toll the deaf and call dumb, lame
and halty; Miraculone, Monstrucceleen; led the upplaws at the Creation and
hissed a snake charmer off her stays; hounded become haunter, hunter become
fox; harrier, marrier, terrier, tav; Olaph the Oxman, Thorker the Tourable;
you feel he is Vespasian yet you think of him as Aurelius; whugamore,
tradertory, socianist, commoniser; made a summer assault on our shores and
begiddy got his sands full; first he shot down Raglan Road and then he tore
up Marlborough Place; Cromlechheight and Crommalhill were his farfamed
feetrests when our lurch as lout let free into the Lubar heloved;
mareschalled his wardmotes and delimited the main; netted before nibbling,
can scarce turn a scale but, grossed after meals, weighs a town in himself;
Banba prayed for his conversion, Beurla missed that grand old voice; a
Colossus among cabbages, the Melarancitrone of fruits; larger than life,
doughtier than death; Gran Turco, orege forment; lachsembulger, leperlean;
the sparkle of his genial fancy, the depth of his calm sagacity, the
clearness of his spotless honour, the flow of his boundless benevolence; our
family furbear, our tribal tarnpike; quary was he invincibled and cur was he
burked; partitioned Irskaholm, united Irishmen; he took a svig at his own
methyr but she tested a bit gorky and as for the salmon he was coming up in
him all life long; comm, eilerdich hecklebury and sawyer thee ,warden;
silent as the bee in honey, stark as the breath on hauwck, Costello,
Kinsella, Mahony, Moran, though you rope Amrique your home ruler is Dan;
figure right, he is hoisted by the scurve of his shaggy neck, figure left,
he is rationed in isobaric patties among the crew; one asks was he poisoned,
one thinks how much did he leave; ex-gardener (Riesengebirger), fitted up
with planturous existencies would make Roseoogreedy (mite's) little hose;
taut sheets and scuppers awash but the oil silk mack Liebsterpet micks his
aquascutum; the enjoyment he took in kay women, the employment he gave to
gee men; sponsor to a squad of piercers, ally to a host of rawlies; against
lightning, explosion, fire, earthquake, flood, whirlwind, burglary, third
party, rot, loss of cash, loss of credit, impact of vehicles; can rant as
grave as oxtail soup and chat as gay as a porto flippant; is unhesitent in
his unionism and yet a pigotted nationalist; Sylviacola is shy of him,
Matrosenhosens nose the joke; shows the sinews of peace in his chest-o-wars;
fiefeofhome, ninehundred and thirtunine years of copyhold; is aldays open
for polemypolity's sake when he's not suntimes closed for the love of Janus;
sucks life's eleaxir from the pettipickles of the Jewess and ruoulls in
sulks if any popeling runs down the Huguenots; Boomaport, Walleslee,
Ubermeerschall Blowcher and Supercharger, Monsieur Ducrow, Mister Mudson,
master gardiner; to one he's just paunch and judex, to another full of beans
and brehons; hallucination, cauchman, ectoplasm; passed for baabaa
blacksheep till he grew white woo woo woolly; was drummatoysed by Mac
Milligan's daughter and put to music by one shoebard; all fitzpatricks in
his emirate remember him, the boys of wetford hail him babu; indanified
himself with boro tribute and was schenkt publicly to brigstoll; was given
the light in drey orchafts and entumuled in threeplexes; his likeness is in
Terrecuite and he giveth rest to the rainbowed; lebriety, frothearnity and
quality; his reverse makes a virtue of necessity while his obverse mars a
mother by invention; beskilk his gunwale and he's the second imperial, untie
points, unhook tenters and he's lath and plaster; calls upon Allthing when
he fails to appeal to Eachovos; basidens, ardree, kongsemma, rexregulorum;
stood into Dee mouth, then backed broadside on Baulacleeva; either eldorado
or ultimate thole; a kraal of fou feud fires, a crawl of five pubs; laid out
lashings of laveries to hunt down his family ancestors and then pled double
trouble or quick quits to hush the buckers up; threw pebblets for luck over
one sodden shoulder and dragooned peoplades armed to their teeth; pept as
Gaudio Gambrinus, grim as Potter the Grave; ace of arts, deuce of damimonds,
trouble of clubs, fear of spates; cumbrum, cumbrum, twiniceynurseys fore a
drum but tre to uno tips the scale; reeled the titleroll opposite a brace of
girdles in Silver on the Screen but was sequenced from the set as Crookback
by the even more titulars, Rick, Dave and Barry; he can get on as early as
the twentysecond of Mars but occasionally he doesn't come offbefore
Virgintiquinque Germinal; his Indian name is Hapapoosiesobjibway and his
number in arithmosophy is the stars of the plough; took weapon in the
province of the pike and let fling his line on Eelwick; moves in vicous
cicles yet remews the same; the drain rats bless his offals while the park
birds curse his floodlights; Portobello, Equadocta, Therecocta, Percorello;
he pours into the softclad shellborn the hard cash earned in Watling Street;
his birth proved accidental shows his death its grave mistake; brought us
giant ivy from the land of younkers and bewitthered Apostolopolos with the
gale of his gall; while satisfied that soft youthful bright matchless girls
should bosom into fine silkclad joyous blooming young women is not so
pleased that heavy swearsome strongsmelling irregularshaped men should
blottout active handsome wellformed frankeyed boys; herald hairyfair, alloaf
the wheat; husband your aunt and endow your nepos; hearken but hush it,
screen him and see; time is, an archbishopric, time was, a tradesmen's
entrance; beckburn brooked with wath, scale scarred by scow; his rainfall is
a couple of kneehighs while his meanst grass temperature marked three in the
shade; is the meltingpoint of snow and the bubblingplace of alcohol; has a
tussle with the trulls and then does himself justice; hinted at in the
eschatological chapters of Humphrey's Justesse of the Jaypees and hunted for
by Theban recensors who sniff there's something behind the Bug of the Deaf;
thc king was in his cornerwall melking mark so murry, the queen was steep in
armbour feeling fain and furry, the mayds was midst the hawthorns shoeing up
their hose, out pimps the back guards (pomp !) and pump gun they goes; to
all his foretellers he reared a stone and for all his comethers he planted a
tree; forty acres, sixty miles, white stripe, red stripe, washes his fleet
in annacrwatter; whou missed a porter so whot shall he do for he wanted to
sit for Pimploco but they've caught him to stand for Sue?; Dutchlord,
Dutchlord, overawes us; Headmound, king and martyr, dunstung in the Yeast,
Pitre-le-Pore-in Petrin, Barth-the-Grete-by-theExchange; he hestens towards
dames troth and wedding hand like the prince of Orange and Nassau while he
has trinity left behind him like Bowlbeggar Bill-the-Bustonly; brow of a
hazelwood, pool in the dark; changes blowicks into bullocks and a well of
Artesia into a bird of Arabia; the handwriting on his facewall, the
cryptoconchoidsiphonostomata in his exprussians; his birthspot lies beyond
the herospont and his burialplot in the pleasant little field; is the yldist
kiosk on the pleninsula and the unguest hostel in Saint Scholarland; walked
many hundreds and many score miles of streets and lit thousands in one
nightlights in hectares of windows; his great wide cloak lies on fifteen
acres and his little white horse decks by dozens our doors; O sorrow the
sail and woe the rudder that were set for Mairie Quai!; his suns the huns,
his dartars the tartars, are plenty here today; who repulsed from his burst
the bombolts of Ostenton and falchioned each flash downsaduck in the deep;
apersonal problem, a locative enigma; upright one, vehicule of arcanisation
in the field, lying chap, floodsupplier of celiculation through ebblanes; a
part of the whole as a port for a whale; Dear Hewitt Castello, Equerry, were
daylighted with our outing and are looking backwards to unearly summers,
from Rhoda Dundrums; is above the seedfruit level and outside the
leguminiferous zone; when older links lock older hearts then he'll resemble
she; can be built with glue and clippings, scrawled or voided on a buttress;
the night express sings his story, the song of sparrownotes on his stave of
wires; he crawls with lice, he swarms with saggarts; is as quiet as a
mursque but can be as noisy as a sonogog; was Dilmun when his date was palmy
and Mudlin when his nut was cracked; suck up the sease, lep laud at ease,
one lip on his lap and one cushlin his crease; his porter has a mighty grasp
and his baxters the boon of broadwhite; as far as wind dries and rain eats
and sun turns and water bounds he is exalted and depressed, assembled and
asundered; go away, we are deluded, come back, we are disghosted; bored the
Ostrov, leapt the Inferus, swam the Mabbul and flure the Moyle; like fat,
like fatlike tallow, of greasefulness, yea of dripping greasefulness; did
not say to the old, old, did not say to the scorbutic, scorbutic; he has
founded a house, Uru, a house he has founded to which he has assigned its
fate; bears a raaven geulant on a fjeld duiv; ruz the halo offhis varlet
when he appeared to his shecook as Haycock, Emmet, Boaro, Toaro, Osterich,
Mangy and Skunk; pressed the beer of aled age out of the nettles of
rashness; put a roof on the lodge for Hymn and a coq in his pot pro homo;
was dapifer then pancircensor then hortifex magnus; the topes that tippled
on him, the types that toppled off him; still starts our hares yet gates our
goat; pocketbook packetboat, gapman gunrun; the light of other days, dire
dreary darkness; our awful dad, Timour of Tortur; puzzling, startling,
shocking, nay, perturbing; went puffing from king's brugh to new customs,
doffing the gibbous off him to every breach of all size; with Pa's new heft
and Papa's new helve he's Papapa's old cutlass Papapapa left us; when
youngheaded oldshouldered and middlishneck aged about; caller herring
everydaily, turgid tarpon overnight; see Loryon the comaleon that changed
endocrine history by loeven his loaf with forty bannucks; she drove him dafe
till he driv her blind up; the pigeons doves be perchin all over him one day
on Baslesbridge and the ravens duv be pitchin their dark nets after him the
next night behind Koenigstein's Arbour; tronf of the rep, comf of the priv,
prosp of the pub; his headwood it's ideal if his feet are bally clay; he
crashed in the hollow of the park, trees down, as he soared in the vaguum of
the phoenix, stones up; looks like a moultain boultter and sounds like a
rude word; the mountain view, some lumin pale round a lamp of succar in
boinyn water; three shots a puddy at up blup saddle; made up to Miss
MacCormack Ni Lacarthy who made off with Darly Dermod, swank and swarthy;
once diamond cut garnet now dammat cuts groany; you might find him at the
Florence but watch our for him in Wynn's Hotel; theer's his bow and wheer's
his leaker and heer lays his bequiet hearse, deep; Swed Albiony, likeliest
villain of the place; Hennery Canterel -- Cockran, eggotisters, limitated;
we take our tays and frees our fleas round sadurn's mounted foot; built the
Lund's kirk and destroyed the church's land; who guesse his title grabs his
deeds; fletch and prities, fash and chaps; artful Juke of Wilysly;
Hugglebelly's Funniral; Kukkuk Kallikak; heard in camera and excruciated;
boon when with benches billeted, bann if buckshotbackshattered;
heavengendered, chaosfoedted, earthborn; his father presumptively ploughed
it deep on overtime and his mother as all evince must have travailled her
fair share; a footprinse on the Megacene, hetman unwhorsed by Searingsand;
honorary captain of the extemporised fire brigade, reported to be friendly
with the police; the door is still open; the old stock collar is coming
back; not forgetting the time you laughed at Elder Charterhouse's duckwhite
pants and the way you said the whole township can see his hairy legs; by
stealth of a kersse her aulburntress abaft his nape she hung; when his
kettle became a hearthsculdus our thorstyites set their lymphyamphyre; his
yearletter concocted by masterhands of assays, his hallmark imposed by the
standard of wrought plate; a pair of pectorals and a triplescreen to get a
wind up; lights his pipe with a rosin tree and hires a towhorse to haul his
shoes; cures slavey's scurvy, breaks barons boils; called to sell polosh and
was found later in a bedroom; has his seat of justice, his house of mercy,
his com o'copious and his stacks a'rye; prospector, he had a rooksacht,
retrospector, he holds the holpenstake; won the freedom of new yoke for the
minds of jugoslaves; acts active, peddles in passivism and is a gorgon of
selfridgeousness; pours a laughsworth of his illformation over a larmsworth
of salt; half heard the single maiden speech La Belle spun to her Grand
Mount and wholed a lifetime by his ain fireside,wondering was it hebrew set
to himmeltones or the quicksilversong of qwaternions; his troubles may be
over but his doubles have still to come; the lobster pot that crabbed our
keel, the garden pet that spoiled our squeezed peas; he stands in a lovely
park, sea is not far, importunate towns of X, Y and Z are easily over
reached; is an excrescence to civilised humanity and but a wart on Europe;
wanamade singsigns to soundsense an yit he wanna git all his flesch nuemaid
motts truly prural and plusible; has excisively large rings and is
uncustomarily perfumed; lusteth ath he listeth the cleah whithpeh of a
themise; is a prince of the fingallian in a hiberniad of hoolies; has a
hodge to wherry him and a frenchy to curry him and a brabanson for his
beeter and a fritz at his switch; was waylaid of a parker and beschotten by
a buckeley; kicks lintils when he's cuppy and casts Jacob's arroroots, dime
after dime, to poor waifstrays on the perish; reads the charms of H. C.
Endersen all the weaks of his evenin and the crimes of Ivaun the Taurrible
every strongday morn; soaps you soft to your face and slaps himself when
he's badend; owns the bulgiest bungbarrel that ever was tiptapped in the
privace of the Mullingar Inn; was bom with a nuasilver tongue in his mouth
and went round the coast of Iron with his lift hand to the scene; raised but
two fingers and yet smelt it would day; for whom it is easier to found a see
in Ebblannah than for I or you to find a dubbeltye in Dampsterdamp; to live
with whom is a lifemayor and to know whom a liberal education; was dipped in
Hoily Olives and chrysmed in Scent Otooles; hears cricket on the earth but
annoys the life out of predikants; still turns the durc's ear of Darius to
the now thoroughly infurioted' one of God; made Man with juts that jerk and
minted money mong maney; likes a six acup pudding when he's come whome
sweetwhome; has come through all the eras of livsadventure from moonshine
and shampaying down to clouts and pottled porter; woollem the farsed,
hahnreich the althe, charge the sackend, writchad the thord; if a mandrake
shricked to convultures at last surviving his birth the weibduck will wail
bitternly over the rotter's resurrection; loses weight in the moon night but
gird girder by the sundawn; with one touch of nature set a veiled world
agrin and went within a sheet of tissuepaper of the option of three gaols;
who could see at one blick a saumon taken with a lance, hunters pursuing a
doe, a swallowship in full sail, a whyterobe lifting a host; faced flappery
like old King Cnut and turned his back like Cincinnatus; is a farfar and
morefar and a hoar father Nakedbucker in villas old as new; squats aquart
and cracks aquaint when it's flaggin in town and on haven; blows whiskery
around his summit but stehts stout upon his footles; stutters fore he falls
and goes mad entirely when he's waked; is Timb to the pearly mom and Tomb to
the mourning night; and an he had the best bunbaked bricks in bould Babylon
for his pitching plays he'd be lost for the want of his wan wubblin wall?
Answer: Finn MacCool!
2. Does your mutter know your mike?
Answer: When I tum meoptics, from suchurban prospects, 'tis my filial's
bosom, doth behold with pride, that pontificator, and circumvallator, with
his dam night garrulous, slipt by his side. Ann alive, the lisp of her,
'twould grig mountains whisper her, and the bergs of Iceland melt in waves
of fire, and her spoonme-spondees, and her dirckle-me-ondenees, make the
Rageous Ossean, kneel and quaff a lyre! If Dann's dane, Ann's dirty, if he's
plane she's purty, if he's fane, she's flirty, with her auburnt streams, and
her coy cajoleries, and her dabblin drolleries, for to rouse his rudderup,
or to drench his dreams. If hot Hammurabi, or cowld Clesiastes, could espy
her pranklings, they'd burst bounds agin, and renounce their ruings, and
denounce their doings, for river and iver, and a night. Amin !
3. Which title is the true-to-type motto-in-lieu for that Tick for Teac
thatchment painted witt wheth one darkness, where asnake is under clover and
birds aprowl are in the rookeries and a magda went to monkishouse and a
riverpaard was spotted, which is not Whichcroft Whorort not Ousterholm
Dreyschluss not Haraldsby, grocer, not Vatandcan, vintner, not Houseboat and
Hive not Knox-atta-Belle not O'Faynix Coalprince not Wohn Squarr Roomyeck
not Ebblawn Downes not Le Decer Le Mieux not Benjamin's Lea not Tholomew's
Whaddingtun gnot Antwarp gnat Musca not Corry's not Weir's not the Arch not
The Smug not The Dotch House not The Uval nothing Grand nothing Splendid
(Grahot or Spletel) nayther Erat Est Erit noor Non michi sed luciphro?
Answer: Thine obesity, O civilian, hits the felicitude of our orb!
4. What Irish capitol city (a dea o dea!) of two syllables and six
letters, with a deltic origin and a ruinous end, (ah dust oh dust!) can
boost of having a) the most extensive public park in the world, b) the most
expensive brewing industry in the world, c) the most expansive peopling
thoroughfare in the world, d) the most phillohippuc theobibbous pa--pulation
in the world: and harmonise your abecedeed responses?
Answer: a) Delfas. And when ye'll hear the gould hommers of my heart,
my floxy loss, bingbanging again the ribs of yer resistance and the
tenderbolts of my rivets working to your destraction ye'll be sheverin wi'
all yer dinful sobs when we'll go riding acope-acurly, you with yer orange
garland and me with my conny cordial, down the greaseways of rollicking into
the waters of wetted life. b) Dorhqk. And sure where can you have such good
old chimes anywhere, and leave you, as on the Mash and how'tis I would be
engaging you with my plovery soft accents and descanting upover the scene
beunder me of your loose vines in their hairafall with them two loving loofs
braceleting the slims of your ankles and your mouth's flower rose and
sinking ofter the soapstone of silvry speech. c) Nublid. Isha, why wouldn't
we be happy, avourneen, on. the mills'money he'll soon be leaving you as
soon as I've my own owned brooklined Georgian mansion's lawn to recruit upon
by Doctor Cheek's special orders and my copper's panful of soybeans and
Irish in my east hand and a James's Gate in my west, after all the errears
and erroriboose of combarative embottled history, and your goodself churning
over the newleaved butter (more power to you), the choicest and the cheapest
from Atlanta to Oconee, while I'll be drowsing in the gaarden. d) Dalway. I
hooked my thoroughgoing trotty the first down Spanish Place, Mayo I make,
Tuam I take, Sligo's sleek but Galway's grace. Holy eel and Sainted Salmon,
chucking chub and ducking dace, Rodiron's not your aequal! says she, leppin
half the lane. abcd) A bell a bell on Shalldoll Steepbell, ond be'll go
massplon pristmoss speople, Shand praise gon ness our fayst moan neople, our
prame Shandeepen, pay name muy feepence, moy nay non Aequallllllll!
5. Whad slags of a loughladd would retten smuttyflesks,emptout old
mans, melk vitious geit, scareoff jackinjills fra tiddle anding, smoothpick
waste papish pastures, insides man outsiders angell, sprink dirted water
around village, newses, tobaggon and sweeds, plain general kept, louden on
the kirkpeal, foottreats given to malafides, outshriek hyelp hyelf nor his
hair efter buggelawrs, might underhold three barnets, putzpolish crotty
bottes, nightcoover all fireglims, serve's time till baass, grindstone his
kniveses, fullest boarded, lewd man of the method of godliness, perchance he
nieows and thans sits in the spoorwaggen, X.W.C.A. on Z.W.C.U., Doorsteps,
Limited, or Baywindaws Bros swobber preferred. Walther Clausetter's and Sons
with the H. E. Chimneys' Company to not skreve, will, on advices, be bacon
or stable hand, must begripe fullstandingly irers' langurge, jublander or
northquain bigger prefurred, all duties, kine rights, family fewd, outings
fived, may get earnst, no get combitsch, profusional drinklords to please
obstain, he is fatherlow soundigged inmoodmined pershoon but aleconnerman,
nay, that must he isn't?
Answer: Pore ole Joe!
6. What means the saloon slogan Summon In The Housesweep Dinah?
Answer: Tok. Galory bit of the sales of Cloth nowand I have to beeswax
the bringing in all the claub of the porks to us how I thawght I knew his
stain on the flower if me ask and can could speak and he called by me midden
name Tik. I am your honey honeysugger phwhtphwht tha Bay and who bruk the
dandleass and who seen the blackcullen jam for Tomorrha's big pickneck I
hope it'll pour prais the Climate of all Ireland I heard the grackles and I
skimming the crock on all your sangwidges fippence per leg per drake.Tuk.
And who eight the last of the goosebellies that was mowlding from measlest
years and who leff that there and who put that here and who let the kilkenny
stale the chump. Tek. And whowasit youwasit propped the pot in the yard and
whatinthe nameofsen lukeareyou rubbinthe sideofthe flureofthe lobbywith.
Shite! will you have a plateful? Tak.
7. Who are those component partners of our societate, the doorboy, the
cleaner, the sojer, the crook, the squeezer, the lounger, the curman, the
tourabout, the mussroomsniffer, the bleakablue tramp, the funpowtherplother,
the christymansboxer, from their pr s sal s and Donnybrook prater and
Roebuck's campos and the Ager Arountown and Crumglen's grassy but Kimmage's
champ and Ashtown fields and Cabra fields and Finglas fields and Santry
fields and the feels of Raheny and their fails and Baldoygle to them who are
latecomers all the year's round by anticipation, are the porters of the
passions in virtue of retroratiocination, and, contributting their
conflingent controversies of differentiation, unify their voxes in a vote of
vaticination, who crunch the crusts of comfort due to depredation, drain the
mead for misery to incur intoxication, condone every evil by practical
justification and condam any good to its own gratification, who are ruled,
roped, duped and driven by those numen daimons, the feekeepers at their
laws, nightly consternation, fortnightly fornication, monthly
miserecordation and omniannual recreation, doyles when they deliberate but
sullivans when they are swordsed, Matey, Teddy, Simon, Jorn, Pedher, Andy,
Barty, Philly, Jamesy Mor and Tom, Matt and Jakes Mac Carty?
Answer: The Morphios!
8. And how war yore maggies?
Answer: They war loving, they love laughing, they laugh weeping, they
weep smelling, they smell smiling, they smile hating, they hate thinking,
they think feeling, they feel tempting, they tempt daring, they dare
waiting, they wait taking, they take thanking, they thank seeking, as born
for lorn in lore of love to live and wive by wile and rile by rule of ruse
'reathed rose and hose hol'd home, yeth cometh elope year, coach and four,
Sweet Peck-at-my-Heart picks one man more.
9. Now, to be on anew and basking again in the panaroma of all flores
of speech, if a human being duly fatigued by his dayety in the sooty, having
plenxty off time on his gouty hands and vacants of space at his sleepish
feet and as hapless behind the dreams of accuracy as any camelot prince of
dinmurk, were at this auctual futule preteriting unstant, in the states of
suspensive exanimation, accorded, throughout the eye of a noodle, with an
earsighted view of old hopeinhaven with all the ingredient and egregiunt
whights and ways to which in the curse of his persistence the course of his
tory will had been having recourses, the reverberration of knotcracking
awes, the reconjungation of nodebinding ayes, the redissolusingness
of.mindmouldered ease and the thereby hang of the Hoel of it, could such a
none, whiles even led comesilencers to comeliewithhers and till
intempestuous Nox should catch the gallicry and spot lucan's dawn, byhold at
ones what is main and why tis twain, how one once meet melts in tother wants
poignings, the sap rising, the foles falling, the nimb now nihilant round
the girlyhead so becoming, the wrestless in the womb, all the rivals to
allsea, shakeagain, O disaster! shakealose, Ah how starring! but Heng's got
a bit of Horsa's nose and Jeff's got the signs of Ham round his mouth and
the beau that spun beautiful pales as it palls, what roserude and oragious
grows gelb and greem, blue out the ind of it ! Violet's dyed! then what
would that fargazer seem to seemself to seem seeming of, dimm it all?
Answer: A collideorscape!
10. What bitter's love but yurning, what' sour lovemutch but a bref
burning till shee that drawes dothe smoake retourne?
Answer: I know, pepette, of course, dear, but listen, precious !
Thanks, pette, those are lovely, pitounette, delicious! But mind the wind,
sweet! What exquisite hands you have, you angiol, if you didn't gnaw your
nails, isn't it a wonder you're not achamed of me, you pig, you perfect
little pigaleen! I'll nudge you in a minute ! I bet you use her best
Perisian smear off her vanity table to make them look so rosetop glowstop
nostop. I know her. Slight me, would she? For every got I care! Three
creamings a day, the first during her shower and wipe off with tissue. Then
after cleanup and of course before retiring. Beme shawl, when I think of
that espos of a Clancarbry, the foodbrawler, of the sociationist party with
hiss blackleaded chest, hello, Prendregast! that you, Innkipper, and all his
fourteen other fullback maulers or hurling stars or whatever the dagos they
are, baiting at my Lord Ornery's, just becups they won the egg and spoon
there so ovally provencial at Balldole. My Eilish assent he seed makes his
admiracion. He is seeking an opening and means to be first with me as his
belle alliance. Andoo musnoo play zeloso! Soso do todas. Such is Spanish.
Stoop alittle closer, fealse! Delightsome simply! Like Jolio and Romeune. I
haven't fell so turkish for ages and ages! Mine's me of squisious, the
chocolate with a soul. Extraordinary! Why, what are they all, the mucky lot
of them only? Sht! I wouldn't pay three hairpins for them. Peppt! That's
rights, hold it steady! Leg me pull. Pu! Come big to Iran. Poo! What are you
nudging for? No, I just thought you were. Listen, loviest! Of course it was
too kind of you, miser, to remember my sighs in shockings, my often
expressed wish when you were wandering about my trousseaurs and before I
forget it don't forget, in your extensions to my personality, when knotting
my remembrancetie, shoeweek will be trotting back with red heels at the end
of the moon but look what the fool bought cabbage head and, as I shall
answer to gracious heaven, I'll always in always remind of snappy new
girters, me being always the one for charms with my very best in proud and
gloving even if he was to be vermillion miles my youth to live on, the
rubberend Mr Polkingtone, the quonian fleshmonger who Mother Browne
solicited me for unlawful converse with, with her mug of October (a pots on
it!), creaking around on his old shanksaxle like a crosty old cornquake.
Airman, waterwag, terrier, blazer! I'm fine, thanks ever! Ha! O mind you poo
tickly. Sall I puhim in momou. Mummum. Funny spot to have a fingey! I'm
terribly sorry, I swear to you I am ! May you never see me in my birthday
pelts seenso tutu and that her blanches mainges may rot leprous off her
whatever winking maggis I'll bet by your cut you go fleurting after with all
the glass on her and the jumps in her stomewhere! Haha! I suspected she was!
Sink her! May they fire her for a barren ewe ! So she says: Tay for thee?
Well, I saith: Angst so mush: and desired she might not take it amiss if I
esteemed her but an odd. If I did ate toughturf I'm not a mishymissy. Of
course I know, pettest, you're so learningful and considerate in yourself,
so friend of vegetables, you long cold cat you! Please by acquiester to meek
my acquointance! Codling, snakelet, iciclist! My diaper has more life to it!
Who drowned you in drears, man, or are you pillale with ink? Did a weep get
past the gates of your pride? My tread on the clover, sweetness? Yes, the
buttercups told me, hug me, damn it all, and I'll kiss you back to life, my
peachest. I mean to make you suffer, meddlar, and I don't care this fig for
contempt of courting. That I chid you,sweet sir? You know I'm tender by my
eye. Can't you read by dazzling ones through me true? Bite my laughters,
drink my tears. Pore into me, volumes, spell me stark and spill me swooning.
I just don't care what my thwarters think. Transname me loveliness, now and
here me for all times ! I'd risk a policeman passing by, Magrath or even
that beggar of a boots at the Post. The flame? O, pardone! That was what?
Ah, did you speak, stuffstuff? More poestries from Chickspeer's with
gleechoreal music or a jaculation from the garden of the soul. Of I be leib
in the immoralities? O, you mean the strangle for love and the sowiveall of
the prettiest? Yep, we open hap coseries in the home. And once upon a week I
improve on myself I'm so keen on that New Free Woman with novel inside. I'm
always as tickled as can be over Man in a Surplus by the Lady who Pays the
Rates. But I'm as pie as is possible. Let's root out Brimstoker and give him
the thrall of our lives. It's Dracula's nightout. For creepsake don't make a
flush! Draw the shades, curfe you, and I'll beat any sonnamonk to love. Holy
bug, how my highness would jump to make you flame your halve a bannan in two
when I'd run my burning torchlight through (to adore me there and then cease
to be? Whatever for, blossoms?) Your hairmejig if you had one. If I am
laughing with you? No, lovingest, I'm not so dying to take my rise out of
you, adored. Not in the very least. True as God made my Mamaw hiplength
modesty coatmawther! It's only because the rison is I'm only any girl, you
lovely fellow of my dreams, and because old somebooby is not a roundabout,
my trysting of the tulipies, like that puff pape bucking Daveran assoiling
us behinds. What a nerve! He thinks that's what the vesprey's for. How
vain's that hope in cleric's heart Who still pursues th'adult' rous art,
Cocksure that rusty gown of his Will make fair Sue forget his phiz! Tame
Schwipps. Blessed Marguerite bosses, I hope they threw away the mould or
else we'll have Ballshossers and Sourdamapplers with their medical
assassiations all over the place. But hold hard till I've got my latchkey
vote and I'll teach him when to wear what woman callours. On account of the
gloss of the gleison Hasaboobrawbees isabeaubel. And because, you pluckless
lankaloot, I hate the very thought of the thought of you and because,
dearling, of course, adorest, I was always meant for an engindear from the
French college, to be musband, nomme d'engien, when we do and contract with
encho tencho solver when you are married to reading and writing which
pleasebusiness now won't be long for he's so loopy on me and I'm so leapy
like since the day he carried me from the boat, my saviored of eroes, to the
beach and I left on his shoulder one fair hair to guide hand and mind to its
softness. Ever so sorry! I beg your pardon, I was listening to every
treasuried word I said fell from my dear mot's tongue otherwise how could I
see what you were thinking of our granny? Only I wondered if I threw out my
shaving water. Anyway, here's my arm, pulletneck. Gracefully yours. Move
your mouth towards minth, more, preciousest, more on more! To please me,
treasure. Don't be a, I'm not going to! Sh! nothing! A cricri somewhere!
tell Toler cad a'clog it is; offers chances to Long on but stands up to
Legge before; found coal at the end of his harrow and mossroses behind the
seams; made a fort out of his postern and wrote F.E.R.T. on his buckler; is
escapemaster-in-chief from all sorts of houdingplaces; if he outharrods
against barkers, to the shoolbred he acts whiteley; was evacuated at the
mere appearance of three germhuns and twice besieged by a sweep; from
zoomorphology to omnianimalism he is brooched by the spin of a coin; towers,
an eddistoon amid the lampless, casting swannbeams on the deep; threatens
thunder upon malefactors and sends whispers up fraufrau's froufrous; when
Dook Hookbackcrook upsits his ass booseworthies jeer and junket but they
boos him oos and baas his aas when he lukes like Hunkett Plunkett; by
sosannsos and search a party on a lady of this city; business, reading
newspaper, smoking cigar, arranging tumblers on table, eating meals,
pleasure, etcetera, etcetera, pleasure, eating meals, arranging tumblers on
table, smoking cigar, reading newspaper, business; minerals, wash and brush
up, local views, juju toffee, comic and birthdays cards; those were the days
and he was their hero; pink sunset shower, red clay cloud, sorrow of Sahara,
oxhide on Iren; arraigned and attainted, listed and lited, pleaded and
proved; catches his check at banck of Indgangd and endurses his doom at
chapel exit; brain of the franks, hand of the christian, tongue of the
north; commands to dinner and calls the bluff; has a block at Morgen's and a
hatache all the afternunch; plays gehamerat when he's ernst but misses
mausey when he's lustyg; walked as far as the Head where he sat in state as
the Rump; shows Early English tracemarks and a marigold window with manigilt
lights, a myrioscope, two remarkable piscines and three wellworthseeing
ambries; arches all portcullised and his nave dates from dots; is a horologe
unstoppable and the Benn of all bells; fuit, isst and herit and though he's
mildewstaned he's mouldystoned; is a quercuss in the forest but plane member
for Megalopolis; mountunmighty, faunonfleetfoot; plank in our platform,
blank in our scouturn; hidal, in carucates he is enumerated, hold as an
earl, he counts; shipshaped phrase of buglooking words with a form like the
easing moments of a graminivorous; to our dooms brought he law, our manoirs
he made his vill of; was an overgrind to the underground and acqueduced for
fierythroats; sends boys in socks acoughawhooping when he lets farth his
carbonoxside and silk stockings show her shapings when he looses hose on
hers; stocks dry puder for the Ill people and pinkun's pellets for all the
Pale; gave his mundyfoot to Miserius, her pinch to Anna Livia, that
superfine pigtail to Cerisia Cerosia and quid rides to Titius, Caius and
Sempronius; made the man who had no notion of shopkeepers feel he'd rather
play the duke than play the gentleman; shot two queans and shook three
caskles when he won his game of dwarfs; fumes inwards like a strombolist
till he smokes at both ends; manmote, befier of him, womankind, pietad!;
shows one white drift of snow among the gorsegrowth of his crown and a
chaperon of repentance on that which shed gore; pause and quies, triple
bill; went by metro for the polis and then hoved by; to the finders, hail!
woa, you that seek!; whom fillth had plenished, dearth devoured; hock is
leading, cocoa comes next, emery tries for the flag; can dance the O'Bruin's
polerpasse at Noolahn to his own orchistruss accompaniment; took place
before the internatural convention of catholic midwives and found stead
before the congress for the study of endonational calamities; makes a
delictuous entr e and finishes off the course between sweets and savouries;
flouts for forecasts, flairs for finds and the fun of the fray on the
fairground; cleared out three hundred sixty five idles to set up one all
khalassal for henwives hoping to have males; the flawhoolagh, the grasping
one, the kindler of paschal fire; forbids us our trespassers as we forgate
him; the phoenix be his pyre, the cineres his sire!; piles big pelium on
little ossas like the pilluls of hirculeads; has an eatupus complex and a
drinkthedregs kink; wurstmeats for chumps and cowcarlows for scullions; when
he plies for our favour is very trolly ours; two psychic espousals and three
desertions; may be matter of fact now but was futter of magd then;
Cattermole Hill, exmountain of flesh was reared up by stress and sank under
strain; tank it up, dank it up, tells the tailor to his tout; entoutcas for
a man, but bit a thimble for a maid; blimp, blump; a dud letter, a sing a
song a sylble; a byword, a sentence with surcease; while stands his
canyouseehim frails shall fall; was hatched at Cellbridge but ejoculated
abrood; as it gan in the biguinnengs so wound up in a battle of Boss;
Roderick, Roderick, Roderick, O, you've gone the way of the Danes; variously
catalogued, regularly regrouped; a bushboys holoday, a quacker's mating, a
wenches' sandbath; the same homoheatherous checkinlossegg as when sollyeye
airly blew ye; real detonation but false report; spa mad but inn sane; half
emillian via bogus census but a no street hausmann when allphannd; is the
handiest of all andies and a most alleghant spot to dump your hump; hands
his secession to the new patricius but plumps plebmatically for the bloody
old centuries; eats with doors open and ruts with gates closed; some dub him
Rotshield and more limn him Rockyfellow; shows he's fly to both demisfairs
but thries to cover up his tracers; seven dovecotes cooclaim to have been
pigeonheim to this homer, Smerrnion, Rhoebok, Kolonsreagh, Seapoint,
Quayhowth, Ashtown, Ratheny; independent of the lordship of chamberlain,
acknowledging the rule of Rome; we saw thy farm at Useful Prine, Domhnall,
Domhnall; reeks like Illbelpaese and looks like Iceland's ear; lodged at
quot places, lived through tot reigns; takes a szumbath for his weekend and
a wassarnap for his refreskment; after a good bout at stoolball enjoys
Giroflee Giroflaa; what Nevermore missed and Colombo found; believes in
everyman his own goaldkeeper and in Africa for the fullblacks; the arc of
his drive was forty full and his stumps were pulled at eighty; boasts him to
the thick-inthews the oldest creater in Aryania and looks down on the Suiss
family Collesons whom he calls les nouvelles roches; though his heart, soul
and spirit turn to pharaoph times, his love, faith and hope stick to
futuerism; light leglifters cense him souriantes from afore while boor
browbenders curse him grommelants to his hindmost; between youlasses and
yeladst glimse of Even; the Lug his peak has, the Luk his pile; drinks tharr
and wodhar for his asama and eats the unparishable sow to styve off reglar
rack; the beggars cloak them reclined about his paddystool, the whores
winken him as they walk their side; on Christienmas at Advent Lodge, New
Yealand, after a lenty illness the roeverand Mr Easterling of pentecostitis,
no followers by bequest, fanfare all private; Gone Where Glory Waits Him
(Ball, bulletist) but Not Here Yet (Maxwell, clark); comminxed under
articles but phoenished a borgiess; from the vat on the bier through the
burre in the dark to the buttle of the bawn; is AI an the highest but Roh re
his root; filled fanned of hackleberries whenas all was tuck and toss up for
him as a yangster to fall fou of hockinbechers wherein he had gauged the use
of raisin; ads aliments, das doles, raps rustics, tams turmoil; sas seed
enough for a semination but sues skivvies on the sly; learned to speak from
hand to mouth till he could talk earish with his eyes shut; hacked his way
through hickheckhocks but hanged hishelp from there hereafters; rialtos,
annesleyg, binn and balls to say nothing atolk of New Comyn; the gleam of
the glow of the shine of the sun through the dearth of the dirth on the
blush of the brick of the viled ville of Barnehulme has dust turned to
brown; these dyed to tartan him, rueroot, dulse, bracken, teasel, fuller's
ash, sundew and cress; long gunn but not for cotton; stood his sharp assault
of famine but grew girther, girther and girther; he has twenty four or so
cousins germinating in the United States of America and a namesake with an
initial difference in the once kingdom of Poland; his first's a young rose
and his second's FrenchEgyptian and his whole means a slump at Christie's;
forth of his pierced part came the woman of his dreams, blood thicker then
water last trade overseas; buyshop of Glintylook, eorl of Hoed; you and I
are in him surrented by brwn bldns; Elin's flee polt pelhaps but Hwang Chang
evelytime; he one was your of highbigpipey boys but fancy him as smoking
fags his at time of life; Mount of Mish, Mell of Moy; had two cardinal
ventures and three capitol sinks; has a peep in his pocketbook and a
packetboat in his keep; B.V.H., B.L.G., P.P.M., T.D.S., V.B.D., T.C.H.,
L.O.N.; is Breakfates, Lunger, Diener and Souper; as the streets were paved
with cold he felt his topperairy; taught himself skating and learned how to
fall; distinctly dirty but rather a dear; hoveth chieftains evrywehr, with
morder; Ostman Effendi, Serge Paddishaw; baases two mmany, outpriams al' his
parisites; first of the fenians, roi des fain ants; his Tiara of scones was
held unfillable. till one Liam Fail felled him in Westmunster; was struck
out of his sittem when he rowed saulely to demask us and to our appauling
predicament brought as plagues from Buddapest; put a matchhead on an
aspenstalk and set the living a fire; speared the rod and spoiled the
lightning; married with cakes and repunked with pleasure; till he was buried
howhappy was he and he made the welkins ring with Up Micawber!; god at the
top of the staircase, carrion on the mat of straw; the false hood of a
spindler web chokes the cavemouth of his unsightliness but the nestlings
that liven his leafscreen sing him a lover of arbuties; we strike hands over
his bloodied warsheet but we are pledged entirely to his green mantle; our
friend vikelegal, our swaran foi; under the four stones by his streams who
vanished the wassailbowl at the joy of shells; Mora and Lora had a hill of a
high time looking down on his confusion till firm look in readiness, forward
spear and the windfoot of curach strewed the lakemist of Lego over the last
of his fields; we darkened for you, faulterer, in the year of mourning but
we'll fidhil to the dimtwinklers when the streamy morvenlight calls up the
sunbeam; his striped pantaloons, his rather strange walk; hereditatis
columna erecta, hagion chiton eraphon; nods a nap for the nonce but crows
cheerio when they get ecunemical; is a simultaneous equator of elimbinated
integras when three upon one is by inspection improper; has the most conical
hodpiece of confusianist heronim and that chuchuffuous chinchin of his is
like a footsey kungoloo around Taishantyland; he's as globeful as a
gasometer of lithium and luridity and he was thrice ten anular years before
he wallowed round Raggiant Circos; the cabalstone at the coping of his cavin
is a canine constant but only an amirican could apparoxemete the
apeupresiosity of his atlast's alongement; sticklered rights and lefts at
Baddersdown in his hunt for the boar trwth but made his end with the
modareds that came at him in Camlenstrete; a hunnibal in exhaustive
conflict, an otho to return; burning body to aiger air on melting mountain
in wooing wave; we go into him sleepy children, we come out of him
strucklers for life; he divested to save from the Mrs Drownings their rival
queens while Grimshaw, Bragshaw and Renshaw made off with his storen
clothes; taxed and rated, licensed and ranted; his threefaced stonehead was
found on a whitehorse hill and the print of his costellous feet is seen in
the goat's grasscircle; pull the blind, toll the deaf and call dumb, lame
and halty; Miraculone, Monstrucceleen; led the upplaws at the Creation and
hissed a snake charmer off her stays; hounded become haunter, hunter become
fox; harrier, marrier, terrier, tav; Olaph the Oxman, Thorker the Tourable;
you feel he is Vespasian yet you think of him as Aurelius; whugamore,
tradertory, socianist, commoniser; made a summer assault on our shores and
begiddy got his sands full; first he shot down Raglan Road and then he tore
up Marlborough Place; Cromlechheight and Crommalhill were his farfamed
feetrests when our lurch as lout let free into the Lubar heloved;
mareschalled his wardmotes and delimited the main; netted before nibbling,
can scarce turn a scale but, grossed after meals, weighs a town in himself;
Banba prayed for his conversion, Beurla missed that grand old voice; a
Colossus among cabbages, the Melarancitrone of fruits; larger than life,
doughtier than death; Gran Turco, orege forment; lachsembulger, leperlean;
the sparkle of his genial fancy, the depth of his calm sagacity, the
clearness of his spotless honour, the flow of his boundless benevolence; our
family furbear, our tribal tarnpike; quary was he invincibled and cur was he
burked; partitioned Irskaholm, united Irishmen; he took a svig at his own
methyr but she tested a bit gorky and as for the salmon he was coming up in
him all life long; comm, eilerdich hecklebury and sawyer thee ,warden;
silent as the bee in honey, stark as the breath on hauwck, Costello,
Kinsella, Mahony, Moran, though you rope Amrique your home ruler is Dan;
figure right, he is hoisted by the scurve of his shaggy neck, figure left,
he is rationed in isobaric patties among the crew; one asks was he poisoned,
one thinks how much did he leave; ex-gardener (Riesengebirger), fitted up
with planturous existencies would make Roseoogreedy (mite's) little hose;
taut sheets and scuppers awash but the oil silk mack Liebsterpet micks his
aquascutum; the enjoyment he took in kay women, the employment he gave to
gee men; sponsor to a squad of piercers, ally to a host of rawlies; against
lightning, explosion, fire, earthquake, flood, whirlwind, burglary, third
party, rot, loss of cash, loss of credit, impact of vehicles; can rant as
grave as oxtail soup and chat as gay as a porto flippant; is unhesitent in
his unionism and yet a pigotted nationalist; Sylviacola is shy of him,
Matrosenhosens nose the joke; shows the sinews of peace in his chest-o-wars;
fiefeofhome, ninehundred and thirtunine years of copyhold; is aldays open
for polemypolity's sake when he's not suntimes closed for the love of Janus;
sucks life's eleaxir from the pettipickles of the Jewess and ruoulls in
sulks if any popeling runs down the Huguenots; Boomaport, Walleslee,
Ubermeerschall Blowcher and Supercharger, Monsieur Ducrow, Mister Mudson,
master gardiner; to one he's just paunch and judex, to another full of beans
and brehons; hallucination, cauchman, ectoplasm; passed for baabaa
blacksheep till he grew white woo woo woolly; was drummatoysed by Mac
Milligan's daughter and put to music by one shoebard; all fitzpatricks in
his emirate remember him, the boys of wetford hail him babu; indanified
himself with boro tribute and was schenkt publicly to brigstoll; was given
the light in drey orchafts and entumuled in threeplexes; his likeness is in
Terrecuite and he giveth rest to the rainbowed; lebriety, frothearnity and
quality; his reverse makes a virtue of necessity while his obverse mars a
mother by invention; beskilk his gunwale and he's the second imperial, untie
points, unhook tenters and he's lath and plaster; calls upon Allthing when
he fails to appeal to Eachovos; basidens, ardree, kongsemma, rexregulorum;
stood into Dee mouth, then backed broadside on Baulacleeva; either eldorado
or ultimate thole; a kraal of fou feud fires, a crawl of five pubs; laid out
lashings of laveries to hunt down his family ancestors and then pled double
trouble or quick quits to hush the buckers up; threw pebblets for luck over
one sodden shoulder and dragooned peoplades armed to their teeth; pept as
Gaudio Gambrinus, grim as Potter the Grave; ace of arts, deuce of damimonds,
trouble of clubs, fear of spates; cumbrum, cumbrum, twiniceynurseys fore a
drum but tre to uno tips the scale; reeled the titleroll opposite a brace of
girdles in Silver on the Screen but was sequenced from the set as Crookback
by the even more titulars, Rick, Dave and Barry; he can get on as early as
the twentysecond of Mars but occasionally he doesn't come offbefore
Virgintiquinque Germinal; his Indian name is Hapapoosiesobjibway and his
number in arithmosophy is the stars of the plough; took weapon in the
province of the pike and let fling his line on Eelwick; moves in vicous
cicles yet remews the same; the drain rats bless his offals while the park
birds curse his floodlights; Portobello, Equadocta, Therecocta, Percorello;
he pours into the softclad shellborn the hard cash earned in Watling Street;
his birth proved accidental shows his death its grave mistake; brought us
giant ivy from the land of younkers and bewitthered Apostolopolos with the
gale of his gall; while satisfied that soft youthful bright matchless girls
should bosom into fine silkclad joyous blooming young women is not so
pleased that heavy swearsome strongsmelling irregularshaped men should
blottout active handsome wellformed frankeyed boys; herald hairyfair, alloaf
the wheat; husband your aunt and endow your nepos; hearken but hush it,
screen him and see; time is, an archbishopric, time was, a tradesmen's
entrance; beckburn brooked with wath, scale scarred by scow; his rainfall is
a couple of kneehighs while his meanst grass temperature marked three in the
shade; is the meltingpoint of snow and the bubblingplace of alcohol; has a
tussle with the trulls and then does himself justice; hinted at in the
eschatological chapters of Humphrey's Justesse of the Jaypees and hunted for
by Theban recensors who sniff there's something behind the Bug of the Deaf;
thc king was in his cornerwall melking mark so murry, the queen was steep in
armbour feeling fain and furry, the mayds was midst the hawthorns shoeing up
their hose, out pimps the back guards (pomp !) and pump gun they goes; to
all his foretellers he reared a stone and for all his comethers he planted a
tree; forty acres, sixty miles, white stripe, red stripe, washes his fleet
in annacrwatter; whou missed a porter so whot shall he do for he wanted to
sit for Pimploco but they've caught him to stand for Sue?; Dutchlord,
Dutchlord, overawes us; Headmound, king and martyr, dunstung in the Yeast,
Pitre-le-Pore-in Petrin, Barth-the-Grete-by-theExchange; he hestens towards
dames troth and wedding hand like the prince of Orange and Nassau while he
has trinity left behind him like Bowlbeggar Bill-the-Bustonly; brow of a
hazelwood, pool in the dark; changes blowicks into bullocks and a well of
Artesia into a bird of Arabia; the handwriting on his facewall, the
cryptoconchoidsiphonostomata in his exprussians; his birthspot lies beyond
the herospont and his burialplot in the pleasant little field; is the yldist
kiosk on the pleninsula and the unguest hostel in Saint Scholarland; walked
many hundreds and many score miles of streets and lit thousands in one
nightlights in hectares of windows; his great wide cloak lies on fifteen
acres and his little white horse decks by dozens our doors; O sorrow the
sail and woe the rudder that were set for Mairie Quai!; his suns the huns,
his dartars the tartars, are plenty here today; who repulsed from his burst
the bombolts of Ostenton and falchioned each flash downsaduck in the deep;
apersonal problem, a locative enigma; upright one, vehicule of arcanisation
in the field, lying chap, floodsupplier of celiculation through ebblanes; a
part of the whole as a port for a whale; Dear Hewitt Castello, Equerry, were
daylighted with our outing and are looking backwards to unearly summers,
from Rhoda Dundrums; is above the seedfruit level and outside the
leguminiferous zone; when older links lock older hearts then he'll resemble
she; can be built with glue and clippings, scrawled or voided on a buttress;
the night express sings his story, the song of sparrownotes on his stave of
wires; he crawls with lice, he swarms with saggarts; is as quiet as a
mursque but can be as noisy as a sonogog; was Dilmun when his date was palmy
and Mudlin when his nut was cracked; suck up the sease, lep laud at ease,
one lip on his lap and one cushlin his crease; his porter has a mighty grasp
and his baxters the boon of broadwhite; as far as wind dries and rain eats
and sun turns and water bounds he is exalted and depressed, assembled and
asundered; go away, we are deluded, come back, we are disghosted; bored the
Ostrov, leapt the Inferus, swam the Mabbul and flure the Moyle; like fat,
like fatlike tallow, of greasefulness, yea of dripping greasefulness; did
not say to the old, old, did not say to the scorbutic, scorbutic; he has
founded a house, Uru, a house he has founded to which he has assigned its
fate; bears a raaven geulant on a fjeld duiv; ruz the halo offhis varlet
when he appeared to his shecook as Haycock, Emmet, Boaro, Toaro, Osterich,
Mangy and Skunk; pressed the beer of aled age out of the nettles of
rashness; put a roof on the lodge for Hymn and a coq in his pot pro homo;
was dapifer then pancircensor then hortifex magnus; the topes that tippled
on him, the types that toppled off him; still starts our hares yet gates our
goat; pocketbook packetboat, gapman gunrun; the light of other days, dire
dreary darkness; our awful dad, Timour of Tortur; puzzling, startling,
shocking, nay, perturbing; went puffing from king's brugh to new customs,
doffing the gibbous off him to every breach of all size; with Pa's new heft
and Papa's new helve he's Papapa's old cutlass Papapapa left us; when
youngheaded oldshouldered and middlishneck aged about; caller herring
everydaily, turgid tarpon overnight; see Loryon the comaleon that changed
endocrine history by loeven his loaf with forty bannucks; she drove him dafe
till he driv her blind up; the pigeons doves be perchin all over him one day
on Baslesbridge and the ravens duv be pitchin their dark nets after him the
next night behind Koenigstein's Arbour; tronf of the rep, comf of the priv,
prosp of the pub; his headwood it's ideal if his feet are bally clay; he
crashed in the hollow of the park, trees down, as he soared in the vaguum of
the phoenix, stones up; looks like a moultain boultter and sounds like a
rude word; the mountain view, some lumin pale round a lamp of succar in
boinyn water; three shots a puddy at up blup saddle; made up to Miss
MacCormack Ni Lacarthy who made off with Darly Dermod, swank and swarthy;
once diamond cut garnet now dammat cuts groany; you might find him at the
Florence but watch our for him in Wynn's Hotel; theer's his bow and wheer's
his leaker and heer lays his bequiet hearse, deep; Swed Albiony, likeliest
villain of the place; Hennery Canterel -- Cockran, eggotisters, limitated;
we take our tays and frees our fleas round sadurn's mounted foot; built the
Lund's kirk and destroyed the church's land; who guesse his title grabs his
deeds; fletch and prities, fash and chaps; artful Juke of Wilysly;
Hugglebelly's Funniral; Kukkuk Kallikak; heard in camera and excruciated;
boon when with benches billeted, bann if buckshotbackshattered;
heavengendered, chaosfoedted, earthborn; his father presumptively ploughed
it deep on overtime and his mother as all evince must have travailled her
fair share; a footprinse on the Megacene, hetman unwhorsed by Searingsand;
honorary captain of the extemporised fire brigade, reported to be friendly
with the police; the door is still open; the old stock collar is coming
back; not forgetting the time you laughed at Elder Charterhouse's duckwhite
pants and the way you said the whole township can see his hairy legs; by
stealth of a kersse her aulburntress abaft his nape she hung; when his
kettle became a hearthsculdus our thorstyites set their lymphyamphyre; his
yearletter concocted by masterhands of assays, his hallmark imposed by the
standard of wrought plate; a pair of pectorals and a triplescreen to get a
wind up; lights his pipe with a rosin tree and hires a towhorse to haul his
shoes; cures slavey's scurvy, breaks barons boils; called to sell polosh and
was found later in a bedroom; has his seat of justice, his house of mercy,
his com o'copious and his stacks a'rye; prospector, he had a rooksacht,
retrospector, he holds the holpenstake; won the freedom of new yoke for the
minds of jugoslaves; acts active, peddles in passivism and is a gorgon of
selfridgeousness; pours a laughsworth of his illformation over a larmsworth
of salt; half heard the single maiden speech La Belle spun to her Grand
Mount and wholed a lifetime by his ain fireside,wondering was it hebrew set
to himmeltones or the quicksilversong of qwaternions; his troubles may be
over but his doubles have still to come; the lobster pot that crabbed our
keel, the garden pet that spoiled our squeezed peas; he stands in a lovely
park, sea is not far, importunate towns of X, Y and Z are easily over
reached; is an excrescence to civilised humanity and but a wart on Europe;
wanamade singsigns to soundsense an yit he wanna git all his flesch nuemaid
motts truly prural and plusible; has excisively large rings and is
uncustomarily perfumed; lusteth ath he listeth the cleah whithpeh of a
themise; is a prince of the fingallian in a hiberniad of hoolies; has a
hodge to wherry him and a frenchy to curry him and a brabanson for his
beeter and a fritz at his switch; was waylaid of a parker and beschotten by
a buckeley; kicks lintils when he's cuppy and casts Jacob's arroroots, dime
after dime, to poor waifstrays on the perish; reads the charms of H. C.
Endersen all the weaks of his evenin and the crimes of Ivaun the Taurrible
every strongday morn; soaps you soft to your face and slaps himself when
he's badend; owns the bulgiest bungbarrel that ever was tiptapped in the
privace of the Mullingar Inn; was bom with a nuasilver tongue in his mouth
and went round the coast of Iron with his lift hand to the scene; raised but
two fingers and yet smelt it would day; for whom it is easier to found a see
in Ebblannah than for I or you to find a dubbeltye in Dampsterdamp; to live
with whom is a lifemayor and to know whom a liberal education; was dipped in
Hoily Olives and chrysmed in Scent Otooles; hears cricket on the earth but
annoys the life out of predikants; still turns the durc's ear of Darius to
the now thoroughly infurioted' one of God; made Man with juts that jerk and
minted money mong maney; likes a six acup pudding when he's come whome
sweetwhome; has come through all the eras of livsadventure from moonshine
and shampaying down to clouts and pottled porter; woollem the farsed,
hahnreich the althe, charge the sackend, writchad the thord; if a mandrake
shricked to convultures at last surviving his birth the weibduck will wail
bitternly over the rotter's resurrection; loses weight in the moon night but
gird girder by the sundawn; with one touch of nature set a veiled world
agrin and went within a sheet of tissuepaper of the option of three gaols;
who could see at one blick a saumon taken with a lance, hunters pursuing a
doe, a swallowship in full sail, a whyterobe lifting a host; faced flappery
like old King Cnut and turned his back like Cincinnatus; is a farfar and
morefar and a hoar father Nakedbucker in villas old as new; squats aquart
and cracks aquaint when it's flaggin in town and on haven; blows whiskery
around his summit but stehts stout upon his footles; stutters fore he falls
and goes mad entirely when he's waked; is Timb to the pearly mom and Tomb to
the mourning night; and an he had the best bunbaked bricks in bould Babylon
for his pitching plays he'd be lost for the want of his wan wubblin wall?
Answer: Finn MacCool!
2. Does your mutter know your mike?
Answer: When I tum meoptics, from suchurban prospects, 'tis my filial's
bosom, doth behold with pride, that pontificator, and circumvallator, with
his dam night garrulous, slipt by his side. Ann alive, the lisp of her,
'twould grig mountains whisper her, and the bergs of Iceland melt in waves
of fire, and her spoonme-spondees, and her dirckle-me-ondenees, make the
Rageous Ossean, kneel and quaff a lyre! If Dann's dane, Ann's dirty, if he's
plane she's purty, if he's fane, she's flirty, with her auburnt streams, and
her coy cajoleries, and her dabblin drolleries, for to rouse his rudderup,
or to drench his dreams. If hot Hammurabi, or cowld Clesiastes, could espy
her pranklings, they'd burst bounds agin, and renounce their ruings, and
denounce their doings, for river and iver, and a night. Amin !
3. Which title is the true-to-type motto-in-lieu for that Tick for Teac
thatchment painted witt wheth one darkness, where asnake is under clover and
birds aprowl are in the rookeries and a magda went to monkishouse and a
riverpaard was spotted, which is not Whichcroft Whorort not Ousterholm
Dreyschluss not Haraldsby, grocer, not Vatandcan, vintner, not Houseboat and
Hive not Knox-atta-Belle not O'Faynix Coalprince not Wohn Squarr Roomyeck
not Ebblawn Downes not Le Decer Le Mieux not Benjamin's Lea not Tholomew's
Whaddingtun gnot Antwarp gnat Musca not Corry's not Weir's not the Arch not
The Smug not The Dotch House not The Uval nothing Grand nothing Splendid
(Grahot or Spletel) nayther Erat Est Erit noor Non michi sed luciphro?
Answer: Thine obesity, O civilian, hits the felicitude of our orb!
4. What Irish capitol city (a dea o dea!) of two syllables and six
letters, with a deltic origin and a ruinous end, (ah dust oh dust!) can
boost of having a) the most extensive public park in the world, b) the most
expensive brewing industry in the world, c) the most expansive peopling
thoroughfare in the world, d) the most phillohippuc theobibbous pa--pulation
in the world: and harmonise your abecedeed responses?
Answer: a) Delfas. And when ye'll hear the gould hommers of my heart,
my floxy loss, bingbanging again the ribs of yer resistance and the
tenderbolts of my rivets working to your destraction ye'll be sheverin wi'
all yer dinful sobs when we'll go riding acope-acurly, you with yer orange
garland and me with my conny cordial, down the greaseways of rollicking into
the waters of wetted life. b) Dorhqk. And sure where can you have such good
old chimes anywhere, and leave you, as on the Mash and how'tis I would be
engaging you with my plovery soft accents and descanting upover the scene
beunder me of your loose vines in their hairafall with them two loving loofs
braceleting the slims of your ankles and your mouth's flower rose and
sinking ofter the soapstone of silvry speech. c) Nublid. Isha, why wouldn't
we be happy, avourneen, on. the mills'money he'll soon be leaving you as
soon as I've my own owned brooklined Georgian mansion's lawn to recruit upon
by Doctor Cheek's special orders and my copper's panful of soybeans and
Irish in my east hand and a James's Gate in my west, after all the errears
and erroriboose of combarative embottled history, and your goodself churning
over the newleaved butter (more power to you), the choicest and the cheapest
from Atlanta to Oconee, while I'll be drowsing in the gaarden. d) Dalway. I
hooked my thoroughgoing trotty the first down Spanish Place, Mayo I make,
Tuam I take, Sligo's sleek but Galway's grace. Holy eel and Sainted Salmon,
chucking chub and ducking dace, Rodiron's not your aequal! says she, leppin
half the lane. abcd) A bell a bell on Shalldoll Steepbell, ond be'll go
massplon pristmoss speople, Shand praise gon ness our fayst moan neople, our
prame Shandeepen, pay name muy feepence, moy nay non Aequallllllll!
5. Whad slags of a loughladd would retten smuttyflesks,emptout old
mans, melk vitious geit, scareoff jackinjills fra tiddle anding, smoothpick
waste papish pastures, insides man outsiders angell, sprink dirted water
around village, newses, tobaggon and sweeds, plain general kept, louden on
the kirkpeal, foottreats given to malafides, outshriek hyelp hyelf nor his
hair efter buggelawrs, might underhold three barnets, putzpolish crotty
bottes, nightcoover all fireglims, serve's time till baass, grindstone his
kniveses, fullest boarded, lewd man of the method of godliness, perchance he
nieows and thans sits in the spoorwaggen, X.W.C.A. on Z.W.C.U., Doorsteps,
Limited, or Baywindaws Bros swobber preferred. Walther Clausetter's and Sons
with the H. E. Chimneys' Company to not skreve, will, on advices, be bacon
or stable hand, must begripe fullstandingly irers' langurge, jublander or
northquain bigger prefurred, all duties, kine rights, family fewd, outings
fived, may get earnst, no get combitsch, profusional drinklords to please
obstain, he is fatherlow soundigged inmoodmined pershoon but aleconnerman,
nay, that must he isn't?
Answer: Pore ole Joe!
6. What means the saloon slogan Summon In The Housesweep Dinah?
Answer: Tok. Galory bit of the sales of Cloth nowand I have to beeswax
the bringing in all the claub of the porks to us how I thawght I knew his
stain on the flower if me ask and can could speak and he called by me midden
name Tik. I am your honey honeysugger phwhtphwht tha Bay and who bruk the
dandleass and who seen the blackcullen jam for Tomorrha's big pickneck I
hope it'll pour prais the Climate of all Ireland I heard the grackles and I
skimming the crock on all your sangwidges fippence per leg per drake.Tuk.
And who eight the last of the goosebellies that was mowlding from measlest
years and who leff that there and who put that here and who let the kilkenny
stale the chump. Tek. And whowasit youwasit propped the pot in the yard and
whatinthe nameofsen lukeareyou rubbinthe sideofthe flureofthe lobbywith.
Shite! will you have a plateful? Tak.
7. Who are those component partners of our societate, the doorboy, the
cleaner, the sojer, the crook, the squeezer, the lounger, the curman, the
tourabout, the mussroomsniffer, the bleakablue tramp, the funpowtherplother,
the christymansboxer, from their pr s sal s and Donnybrook prater and
Roebuck's campos and the Ager Arountown and Crumglen's grassy but Kimmage's
champ and Ashtown fields and Cabra fields and Finglas fields and Santry
fields and the feels of Raheny and their fails and Baldoygle to them who are
latecomers all the year's round by anticipation, are the porters of the
passions in virtue of retroratiocination, and, contributting their
conflingent controversies of differentiation, unify their voxes in a vote of
vaticination, who crunch the crusts of comfort due to depredation, drain the
mead for misery to incur intoxication, condone every evil by practical
justification and condam any good to its own gratification, who are ruled,
roped, duped and driven by those numen daimons, the feekeepers at their
laws, nightly consternation, fortnightly fornication, monthly
miserecordation and omniannual recreation, doyles when they deliberate but
sullivans when they are swordsed, Matey, Teddy, Simon, Jorn, Pedher, Andy,
Barty, Philly, Jamesy Mor and Tom, Matt and Jakes Mac Carty?
Answer: The Morphios!
8. And how war yore maggies?
Answer: They war loving, they love laughing, they laugh weeping, they
weep smelling, they smell smiling, they smile hating, they hate thinking,
they think feeling, they feel tempting, they tempt daring, they dare
waiting, they wait taking, they take thanking, they thank seeking, as born
for lorn in lore of love to live and wive by wile and rile by rule of ruse
'reathed rose and hose hol'd home, yeth cometh elope year, coach and four,
Sweet Peck-at-my-Heart picks one man more.
9. Now, to be on anew and basking again in the panaroma of all flores
of speech, if a human being duly fatigued by his dayety in the sooty, having
plenxty off time on his gouty hands and vacants of space at his sleepish
feet and as hapless behind the dreams of accuracy as any camelot prince of
dinmurk, were at this auctual futule preteriting unstant, in the states of
suspensive exanimation, accorded, throughout the eye of a noodle, with an
earsighted view of old hopeinhaven with all the ingredient and egregiunt
whights and ways to which in the curse of his persistence the course of his
tory will had been having recourses, the reverberration of knotcracking
awes, the reconjungation of nodebinding ayes, the redissolusingness
of.mindmouldered ease and the thereby hang of the Hoel of it, could such a
none, whiles even led comesilencers to comeliewithhers and till
intempestuous Nox should catch the gallicry and spot lucan's dawn, byhold at
ones what is main and why tis twain, how one once meet melts in tother wants
poignings, the sap rising, the foles falling, the nimb now nihilant round
the girlyhead so becoming, the wrestless in the womb, all the rivals to
allsea, shakeagain, O disaster! shakealose, Ah how starring! but Heng's got
a bit of Horsa's nose and Jeff's got the signs of Ham round his mouth and
the beau that spun beautiful pales as it palls, what roserude and oragious
grows gelb and greem, blue out the ind of it ! Violet's dyed! then what
would that fargazer seem to seemself to seem seeming of, dimm it all?
Answer: A collideorscape!
10. What bitter's love but yurning, what' sour lovemutch but a bref
burning till shee that drawes dothe smoake retourne?
Answer: I know, pepette, of course, dear, but listen, precious !
Thanks, pette, those are lovely, pitounette, delicious! But mind the wind,
sweet! What exquisite hands you have, you angiol, if you didn't gnaw your
nails, isn't it a wonder you're not achamed of me, you pig, you perfect
little pigaleen! I'll nudge you in a minute ! I bet you use her best
Perisian smear off her vanity table to make them look so rosetop glowstop
nostop. I know her. Slight me, would she? For every got I care! Three
creamings a day, the first during her shower and wipe off with tissue. Then
after cleanup and of course before retiring. Beme shawl, when I think of
that espos of a Clancarbry, the foodbrawler, of the sociationist party with
hiss blackleaded chest, hello, Prendregast! that you, Innkipper, and all his
fourteen other fullback maulers or hurling stars or whatever the dagos they
are, baiting at my Lord Ornery's, just becups they won the egg and spoon
there so ovally provencial at Balldole. My Eilish assent he seed makes his
admiracion. He is seeking an opening and means to be first with me as his
belle alliance. Andoo musnoo play zeloso! Soso do todas. Such is Spanish.
Stoop alittle closer, fealse! Delightsome simply! Like Jolio and Romeune. I
haven't fell so turkish for ages and ages! Mine's me of squisious, the
chocolate with a soul. Extraordinary! Why, what are they all, the mucky lot
of them only? Sht! I wouldn't pay three hairpins for them. Peppt! That's
rights, hold it steady! Leg me pull. Pu! Come big to Iran. Poo! What are you
nudging for? No, I just thought you were. Listen, loviest! Of course it was
too kind of you, miser, to remember my sighs in shockings, my often
expressed wish when you were wandering about my trousseaurs and before I
forget it don't forget, in your extensions to my personality, when knotting
my remembrancetie, shoeweek will be trotting back with red heels at the end
of the moon but look what the fool bought cabbage head and, as I shall
answer to gracious heaven, I'll always in always remind of snappy new
girters, me being always the one for charms with my very best in proud and
gloving even if he was to be vermillion miles my youth to live on, the
rubberend Mr Polkingtone, the quonian fleshmonger who Mother Browne
solicited me for unlawful converse with, with her mug of October (a pots on
it!), creaking around on his old shanksaxle like a crosty old cornquake.
Airman, waterwag, terrier, blazer! I'm fine, thanks ever! Ha! O mind you poo
tickly. Sall I puhim in momou. Mummum. Funny spot to have a fingey! I'm
terribly sorry, I swear to you I am ! May you never see me in my birthday
pelts seenso tutu and that her blanches mainges may rot leprous off her
whatever winking maggis I'll bet by your cut you go fleurting after with all
the glass on her and the jumps in her stomewhere! Haha! I suspected she was!
Sink her! May they fire her for a barren ewe ! So she says: Tay for thee?
Well, I saith: Angst so mush: and desired she might not take it amiss if I
esteemed her but an odd. If I did ate toughturf I'm not a mishymissy. Of
course I know, pettest, you're so learningful and considerate in yourself,
so friend of vegetables, you long cold cat you! Please by acquiester to meek
my acquointance! Codling, snakelet, iciclist! My diaper has more life to it!
Who drowned you in drears, man, or are you pillale with ink? Did a weep get
past the gates of your pride? My tread on the clover, sweetness? Yes, the
buttercups told me, hug me, damn it all, and I'll kiss you back to life, my
peachest. I mean to make you suffer, meddlar, and I don't care this fig for
contempt of courting. That I chid you,sweet sir? You know I'm tender by my
eye. Can't you read by dazzling ones through me true? Bite my laughters,
drink my tears. Pore into me, volumes, spell me stark and spill me swooning.
I just don't care what my thwarters think. Transname me loveliness, now and
here me for all times ! I'd risk a policeman passing by, Magrath or even
that beggar of a boots at the Post. The flame? O, pardone! That was what?
Ah, did you speak, stuffstuff? More poestries from Chickspeer's with
gleechoreal music or a jaculation from the garden of the soul. Of I be leib
in the immoralities? O, you mean the strangle for love and the sowiveall of
the prettiest? Yep, we open hap coseries in the home. And once upon a week I
improve on myself I'm so keen on that New Free Woman with novel inside. I'm
always as tickled as can be over Man in a Surplus by the Lady who Pays the
Rates. But I'm as pie as is possible. Let's root out Brimstoker and give him
the thrall of our lives. It's Dracula's nightout. For creepsake don't make a
flush! Draw the shades, curfe you, and I'll beat any sonnamonk to love. Holy
bug, how my highness would jump to make you flame your halve a bannan in two
when I'd run my burning torchlight through (to adore me there and then cease
to be? Whatever for, blossoms?) Your hairmejig if you had one. If I am
laughing with you? No, lovingest, I'm not so dying to take my rise out of
you, adored. Not in the very least. True as God made my Mamaw hiplength
modesty coatmawther! It's only because the rison is I'm only any girl, you
lovely fellow of my dreams, and because old somebooby is not a roundabout,
my trysting of the tulipies, like that puff pape bucking Daveran assoiling
us behinds. What a nerve! He thinks that's what the vesprey's for. How
vain's that hope in cleric's heart Who still pursues th'adult' rous art,
Cocksure that rusty gown of his Will make fair Sue forget his phiz! Tame
Schwipps. Blessed Marguerite bosses, I hope they threw away the mould or
else we'll have Ballshossers and Sourdamapplers with their medical
assassiations all over the place. But hold hard till I've got my latchkey
vote and I'll teach him when to wear what woman callours. On account of the
gloss of the gleison Hasaboobrawbees isabeaubel. And because, you pluckless
lankaloot, I hate the very thought of the thought of you and because,
dearling, of course, adorest, I was always meant for an engindear from the
French college, to be musband, nomme d'engien, when we do and contract with
encho tencho solver when you are married to reading and writing which
pleasebusiness now won't be long for he's so loopy on me and I'm so leapy
like since the day he carried me from the boat, my saviored of eroes, to the
beach and I left on his shoulder one fair hair to guide hand and mind to its
softness. Ever so sorry! I beg your pardon, I was listening to every
treasuried word I said fell from my dear mot's tongue otherwise how could I
see what you were thinking of our granny? Only I wondered if I threw out my
shaving water. Anyway, here's my arm, pulletneck. Gracefully yours. Move
your mouth towards minth, more, preciousest, more on more! To please me,
treasure. Don't be a, I'm not going to! Sh! nothing! A cricri somewhere!