ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL



Dramatis Personae



KING OF FRANCE

THE DUKE OF FLORENCE

BERTRAM, Count of Rousillon

LAFEU, an old lord

PAROLLES, a follower of Bertram

TWO FRENCH LORDS, serving with Bertram

STEWARD, Servant to the Countess of Rousillon

LAVACHE, a clown and Servant to the Countess of Rousillon

A PAGE, Servant to the Countess of Rousillon

COUNTESS OF ROUSILLON, mother to Bertram

HELENA, a gentlewoman protected by the Countess

A WIDOW OF FLORENCE.

DIANA, daughter to the Widow

VIOLENTA, neighbour and friend to the Widow

MARIANA, neighbour and friend to the Widow

Lords, Officers, Soldiers, etc., French and Florentine 



SCENE:


Rousillon; Paris; Florence; Marseilles


ACT I.




SCENE 1.



Rousillon. The COUNT'S palace
   Enter BERTRAM, the COUNTESS OF ROUSILLON, HELENA, and LAFEU, all in black
   COUNTESS. In delivering my son from me, I bury a second husband.
   BERTRAM. And I in going, madam, weep o'er my father's death anew;
   but I must attend his Majesty's command, to whom I am now in
   ward, evermore in subjection.
   LAFEU. You shall find of the King a husband, madam; you, sir, a
   father. He that so generally is at all times good must of
   necessity hold his virtue to you, whose worthiness would stir it
   up where it wanted, rather than lack it where there is such
   abundance.
   COUNTESS. What hope is there of his Majesty's amendment?
   LAFEU. He hath abandon'd his physicians, madam; under whose
   practices he hath persecuted time with hope, and finds no other
   advantage in the process but only the losing of hope by time.
   COUNTESS. This young gentlewoman had a father— O, that 'had,' how
   sad a passage 'tis!-whose skill was almost as great as his
   honesty; had it stretch'd so far, would have made nature 
   immortal, and death should have play for lack of work. Would, for
   the King's sake, he were living! I think it would be the death of
   the King's disease.
   LAFEU. How call'd you the man you speak of, madam?
   COUNTESS. He was famous, sir, in his profession, and it was his
   great right to be so— Gerard de Narbon.
   LAFEU. He was excellent indeed, madam; the King very lately spoke
   of him admiringly and mourningly; he was skilful enough to have
   liv'd still, if knowledge could be set up against mortality.
   BERTRAM. What is it, my good lord, the King languishes of?
   LAFEU. A fistula, my lord.
   BERTRAM. I heard not of it before.
   LAFEU. I would it were not notorious. Was this gentlewoman the
   daughter of Gerard de Narbon?
   COUNTESS. His sole child, my lord, and bequeathed to my
   overlooking. I have those hopes of her good that her education
   promises; her dispositions she inherits, which makes fair gifts
   fairer; for where an unclean mind carries virtuous qualities,
   there commendations go with pity-they are virtues and traitors
   too. In her they are the better for their simpleness; she derives 
   her honesty, and achieves her goodness.
   LAFEU. Your commendations, madam, get from her tears.
   COUNTESS. 'Tis the best brine a maiden can season her praise in.
   The remembrance of her father never approaches her heart but the
   tyranny of her sorrows takes all livelihood from her cheek. No
   more of this, Helena; go to, no more, lest it be rather thought
   you affect a sorrow than to have-
   HELENA. I do affect a sorrow indeed, but I have it too.
   LAFEU. Moderate lamentation is the right of the dead: excessive
   grief the enemy to the living.
   COUNTESS. If the living be enemy to the grief, the excess makes it
   soon mortal.
   BERTRAM. Madam, I desire your holy wishes.
   LAFEU. How understand we that?
   COUNTESS. Be thou blest, Bertram, and succeed thy father
   In manners, as in shape! Thy blood and virtue
   Contend for empire in thee, and thy goodness
   Share with thy birthright! Love all, trust a few,
   Do wrong to none; be able for thine enemy
   Rather in power than use, and keep thy friend 
   Under thy own life's key; be check'd for silence,
   But never tax'd for speech. What heaven more will,
   That thee may furnish, and my prayers pluck down,
   Fall on thy head! Farewell. My lord,
   'Tis an unseason'd courtier; good my lord,
   Advise him.
   LAFEU. He cannot want the best
   That shall attend his love.
   COUNTESS. Heaven bless him! Farewell, Bertram. Exit
   BERTRAM. The best wishes that can be forg'd in your thoughts be
   servants to you! [To HELENA] Be comfortable to my mother, your
   mistress, and make much of her.
   LAFEU. Farewell, pretty lady; you must hold the credit of your
   father. Exeunt BERTRAM and LAFEU
   HELENA. O, were that all! I think not on my father;
   And these great tears grace his remembrance more
   Than those I shed for him. What was he like?
   I have forgot him; my imagination
   Carries no favour in't but Bertram's.
   I am undone; there is no living, none, 
   If Bertram be away. 'Twere all one
   That I should love a bright particular star
   And think to wed it, he is so above me.
   In his bright radiance and collateral light
   Must I be comforted, not in his sphere.
   Th' ambition in my love thus plagues itself:
   The hind that would be mated by the lion
   Must die for love. 'Twas pretty, though a plague,
   To see him every hour; to sit and draw
   His arched brows, his hawking eye, his curls,
   In our heart's table-heart too capable
   Of every line and trick of his sweet favour.
   But now he's gone, and my idolatrous fancy
   Must sanctify his relics. Who comes here?
Enter PAROLLES
   [Aside] One that goes with him. I love him for his sake;
   And yet I know him a notorious liar,
   Think him a great way fool, solely a coward; 
   Yet these fix'd evils sit so fit in him
   That they take place when virtue's steely bones
   Looks bleak i' th' cold wind; withal, full oft we see
   Cold wisdom waiting on superfluous folly.
   PAROLLES. Save you, fair queen!
   HELENA. And you, monarch!
   PAROLLES. No.
   HELENA. And no.
   PAROLLES. Are you meditating on virginity?
   HELENA. Ay. You have some stain of soldier in you; let me ask you a
   question. Man is enemy to virginity; how may we barricado it
   against him?
   PAROLLES. Keep him out.
   HELENA. But he assails; and our virginity, though valiant in the
   defence, yet is weak. Unfold to us some warlike resistance.
   PAROLLES. There is none. Man, setting down before you, will
   undermine you and blow you up.
   HELENA. Bless our poor virginity from underminers and blowers-up!
   Is there no military policy how virgins might blow up men?
   PAROLLES. Virginity being blown down, man will quicklier be blown 
   up; marry, in blowing him down again, with the breach yourselves
   made, you lose your city. It is not politic in the commonwealth
   of nature to preserve virginity. Loss of virginity is rational
   increase; and there was never virgin got till virginity was first
   lost. That you were made of is metal to make virgins. Virginity
   by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it
   is ever lost. 'Tis too cold a companion; away with't.
   HELENA. I will stand for 't a little, though therefore I die a
   virgin.
   PAROLLES. There's little can be said in 't; 'tis against the rule
   of nature. To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your
   mothers; which is most infallible disobedience. He that hangs
   himself is a virgin; virginity murders itself, and should be
   buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate
   offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a
   cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with
   feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud,
   idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the
   canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't. Out with't.
   Within ten year it will make itself ten, which is a goodly 
   increase; and the principal itself not much the worse. Away
   with't.
   HELENA. How might one do, sir, to lose it to her own liking?
   PAROLLES. Let me see. Marry, ill to like him that ne'er it likes.
   'Tis a commodity will lose the gloss with lying; the longer kept,
   the less worth. Off with't while 'tis vendible; answer the time
   of request. Virginity, like an old courtier, wears her cap out of
   fashion, richly suited but unsuitable; just like the brooch and
   the toothpick, which wear not now. Your date is better in your
   pie and your porridge than in your cheek. And your virginity,
   your old virginity, is like one of our French wither'd pears: it
   looks ill, it eats drily; marry, 'tis a wither'd pear; it was
   formerly better; marry, yet 'tis a wither'd pear. Will you
   anything with it?
   HELENA. Not my virginity yet.
   There shall your master have a thousand loves,
   A mother, and a mistress, and a friend,
   A phoenix, captain, and an enemy,
   A guide, a goddess, and a sovereign,
   A counsellor, a traitress, and a dear; 
   His humble ambition, proud humility,
   His jarring concord, and his discord dulcet,
   His faith, his sweet disaster; with a world
   Of pretty, fond, adoptious christendoms
   That blinking Cupid gossips. Now shall he-
   I know not what he shall. God send him well!
   The court's a learning-place, and he is one-
   PAROLLES. What one, i' faith?
   HELENA. That I wish well. 'Tis pity-
   PAROLLES. What's pity?
   HELENA. That wishing well had not a body in't
   Which might be felt; that we, the poorer born,
   Whose baser stars do shut us up in wishes,
   Might with effects of them follow our friends
   And show what we alone must think, which never
   Returns us thanks.
Enter PAGE
   PAGE. Monsieur Parolles, my lord calls for you. Exit PAGE 
   PAROLLES. Little Helen, farewell; if I can remember thee, I will
   think of thee at court.
   HELENA. Monsieur Parolles, you were born under a charitable star.
   PAROLLES. Under Mars, I.
   HELENA. I especially think, under Mars.
   PAROLLES. Why under Man?
   HELENA. The wars hath so kept you under that you must needs be born
   under Mars.
   PAROLLES. When he was predominant.
   HELENA. When he was retrograde, I think, rather.
   PAROLLES. Why think you so?
   HELENA. You go so much backward when you fight.
   PAROLLES. That's for advantage.
   HELENA. So is running away, when fear proposes the safety: but the
   composition that your valour and fear makes in you is a virtue of
   a good wing, and I like the wear well.
   PAROLLES. I am so full of business I cannot answer thee acutely. I
   will return perfect courtier; in the which my instruction shall
   serve to naturalize thee, so thou wilt be capable of a courtier's
   counsel, and understand what advice shall thrust upon thee; else 
   thou diest in thine unthankfulness, and thine ignorance makes
   thee away. Farewell. When thou hast leisure, say thy prayers;
   when thou hast none, remember thy friends. Get thee a good
   husband and use him as he uses thee. So, farewell.
   Exit
   HELENA. Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie,
   Which we ascribe to heaven. The fated sky
   Gives us free scope; only doth backward pull
   Our slow designs when we ourselves are dull.
   What power is it which mounts my love so high,
   That makes me see, and cannot feed mine eye?
   The mightiest space in fortune nature brings
   To join like likes, and kiss like native things.
   Impossible be strange attempts to those
   That weigh their pains in sense, and do suppose
   What hath been cannot be. Who ever strove
   To show her merit that did miss her love?
   The King's disease-my project may deceive me,
   But my intents are fix'd, and will not leave me. Exit


SCENE 2.



Paris. The KING'S palace
   Flourish of cornets. Enter the KING OF FRANCE, with letters,
   and divers ATTENDANTS
   KING. The Florentines and Senoys are by th' ears;
   Have fought with equal fortune, and continue
   A braving war.
   FIRST LORD. So 'tis reported, sir.
   KING. Nay, 'tis most credible. We here receive it,
   A certainty, vouch'd from our cousin Austria,
   With caution, that the Florentine will move us
   For speedy aid; wherein our dearest friend
   Prejudicates the business, and would seem
   To have us make denial.
   FIRST LORD. His love and wisdom,
   Approv'd so to your Majesty, may plead
   For amplest credence.
   KING. He hath arm'd our answer,
   And Florence is denied before he comes;
   Yet, for our gentlemen that mean to see 
   The Tuscan service, freely have they leave
   To stand on either part.
   SECOND LORD. It well may serve
   A nursery to our gentry, who are sick
   For breathing and exploit.
   KING. What's he comes here?
   Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU, and PAROLLES
   FIRST LORD. It is the Count Rousillon, my good lord,
   Young Bertram.
   KING. Youth, thou bear'st thy father's face;
   Frank nature, rather curious than in haste,
   Hath well compos'd thee. Thy father's moral parts
   Mayst thou inherit too! Welcome to Paris.
   BERTRAM. My thanks and duty are your Majesty's.
   KING. I would I had that corporal soundness now,
   As when thy father and myself in friendship
   First tried our soldiership. He did look far
   Into the service of the time, and was 
   Discipled of the bravest. He lasted long;
   But on us both did haggish age steal on,
   And wore us out of act. It much repairs me
   To talk of your good father. In his youth
   He had the wit which I can well observe
   To-day in our young lords; but they may jest
   Till their own scorn return to them unnoted
   Ere they can hide their levity in honour.
   So like a courtier, contempt nor bitterness
   Were in his pride or sharpness; if they were,
   His equal had awak'd them; and his honour,
   Clock to itself, knew the true minute when
   Exception bid him speak, and at this time
   His tongue obey'd his hand. Who were below him
   He us'd as creatures of another place;
   And bow'd his eminent top to their low ranks,
   Making them proud of his humility
   In their poor praise he humbled. Such a man
   Might be a copy to these younger times;
   Which, followed well, would demonstrate them now 
   But goers backward.
   BERTRAM. His good remembrance, sir,
   Lies richer in your thoughts than on his tomb;
   So in approof lives not his epitaph
   As in your royal speech.
   KING. Would I were with him! He would always say-
   Methinks I hear him now; his plausive words
   He scatter'd not in ears, but grafted them
   To grow there, and to bear— 'Let me not live'-
   This his good melancholy oft began,
   On the catastrophe and heel of pastime,
   When it was out-'Let me not live' quoth he
   'After my flame lacks oil, to be the snuff
   Of younger spirits, whose apprehensive senses
   All but new things disdain; whose judgments are
   Mere fathers of their garments; whose constancies
   Expire before their fashions.' This he wish'd.
   I, after him, do after him wish too,
   Since I nor wax nor honey can bring home,
   I quickly were dissolved from my hive, 
   To give some labourers room.
   SECOND LORD. You're loved, sir;
   They that least lend it you shall lack you first.
   KING. I fill a place, I know't. How long is't, Count,
   Since the physician at your father's died?
   He was much fam'd.
   BERTRAM. Some six months since, my lord.
   KING. If he were living, I would try him yet-
   Lend me an arm-the rest have worn me out
   With several applications. Nature and sickness
   Debate it at their leisure. Welcome, Count;
   My son's no dearer.
   BERTRAM. Thank your Majesty. Exeunt [Flourish]


SCENE 3.



Rousillon. The COUNT'S palace

Enter COUNTESS, STEWARD, and CLOWN
   COUNTESS. I will now hear; what say you of this gentlewoman?
   STEWARD. Madam, the care I have had to even your content I wish
   might be found in the calendar of my past endeavours; for then we
   wound our modesty, and make foul the clearness of our deservings,
   when of ourselves we publish them.
   COUNTESS. What does this knave here? Get you gone, sirrah. The
   complaints I have heard of you I do not all believe; 'tis my
   slowness that I do not, for I know you lack not folly to commit
   them and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours.
   CLOWN. 'Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am a poor fellow.
   COUNTESS. Well, sir.
   CLOWN. No, madam, 'tis not so well that I am poor, though many of
   the rich are damn'd; but if I may have your ladyship's good will
   to go to the world, Isbel the woman and I will do as we may.
   COUNTESS. Wilt thou needs be a beggar?
   CLOWN. I do beg your good will in this case.
   COUNTESS. In what case? 
   CLOWN. In Isbel's case and mine own. Service is no heritage; and I
   think I shall never have the blessing of God till I have issue o'
   my body; for they say bames are blessings.
   COUNTESS. Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry.
   CLOWN. My poor body, madam, requires it. I am driven on by the
   flesh; and he must needs go that the devil drives.
   COUNTESS. Is this all your worship's reason?
   CLOWN. Faith, madam, I have other holy reasons, such as they are.
   COUNTESS. May the world know them?
   CLOWN. I have been, madam, a wicked creature, as you and all flesh
   and blood are; and, indeed, I do marry that I may repent.
   COUNTESS. Thy marriage, sooner than thy wickedness.
   CLOWN. I am out o' friends, madam, and I hope to have friends for
   my wife's sake.
   COUNTESS. Such friends are thine enemies, knave.
   CLOWN. Y'are shallow, madam-in great friends; for the knaves come
   to do that for me which I am aweary of. He that ears my land
   spares my team, and gives me leave to in the crop. If I be his
   cuckold, he's my drudge. He that comforts my wife is the
   cherisher of my flesh and blood; he that cherishes my flesh and 
   blood loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my flesh and blood
   is my friend; ergo, he that kisses my wife is my friend. If men
   could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in
   marriage; for young Charbon the puritan and old Poysam the
   papist, howsome'er their hearts are sever'd in religion, their
   heads are both one; they may jowl horns together like any deer
   i' th' herd.
   COUNTESS. Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouth'd and calumnious knave?
   CLOWN. A prophet I, madam; and I speak the truth the next way:
   For I the ballad will repeat,
   Which men full true shall find:
   Your marriage comes by destiny,
   Your cuckoo sings by kind.
   COUNTESS. Get you gone, sir; I'll talk with you more anon.
   STEWARD. May it please you, madam, that he bid Helen come to you.
   Of her I am to speak.
   COUNTESS. Sirrah, tell my gentlewoman I would speak with her; Helen
   I mean. 
   CLOWN. [Sings]
   'Was this fair face the cause' quoth she
   'Why the Grecians sacked Troy?
   Fond done, done fond,
   Was this King Priam's joy?'
   With that she sighed as she stood,
   With that she sighed as she stood,
   And gave this sentence then:
   'Among nine bad if one be good,
   Among nine bad if one be good,
   There's yet one good in ten.'
   COUNTESS. What, one good in ten? You corrupt the song, sirrah.
   CLOWN. One good woman in ten, madam, which is a purifying o' th'
   song. Would God would serve the world so all the year! We'd find
   no fault with the tithe-woman, if I were the parson. One in ten,
   quoth 'a! An we might have a good woman born before every blazing
   star, or at an earthquake, 'twould mend the lottery well: a man
   may draw his heart out ere 'a pluck one.
   COUNTESS. You'll be gone, sir knave, and do as I command you. 
   CLOWN. That man should be at woman's command, and yet no hurt done!
   Though honesty be no puritan, yet it will do no hurt; it will
   wear the surplice of humility over the black gown of a big heart.
   I am going, forsooth. The business is for Helen to come hither.
   Exit
   COUNTESS. Well, now.
   STEWARD. I know, madam, you love your gentlewoman entirely.
   COUNTESS. Faith I do. Her father bequeath'd her to me; and she
   herself, without other advantage, may lawfully make title to as
   much love as she finds. There is more owing her than is paid; and
   more shall be paid her than she'll demand.
   STEWARD. Madam, I was very late more near her than I think she
   wish'd me. Alone she was, and did communicate to herself her own
   words to her own ears; she thought, I dare vow for her, they
   touch'd not any stranger sense. Her matter was, she loved your
   son. Fortune, she said, was no goddess, that had put such
   difference betwixt their two estates; Love no god, that would not
   extend his might only where qualities were level; Diana no queen
   of virgins, that would suffer her poor knight surpris'd without
   rescue in the first assault, or ransom afterward. This she 
   deliver'd in the most bitter touch of sorrow that e'er I heard
   virgin exclaim in; which I held my duty speedily to acquaint you
   withal; sithence, in the loss that may happen, it concerns you
   something to know it.
   COUNTESS. YOU have discharg'd this honestly; keep it to yourself.
   Many likelihoods inform'd me of this before, which hung so
   tott'ring in the balance that I could neither believe nor
   misdoubt. Pray you leave me. Stall this in your bosom; and I
   thank you for your honest care. I will speak with you further
   anon. Exit STEWARD
   Enter HELENA
   Even so it was with me when I was young.
   If ever we are nature's, these are ours; this thorn
   Doth to our rose of youth rightly belong;
   Our blood to us, this to our blood is born.
   It is the show and seal of nature's truth,
   Where love's strong passion is impress'd in youth.
   By our remembrances of days foregone, 
   Such were our faults, or then we thought them none.
   Her eye is sick on't; I observe her now.
   HELENA. What is your pleasure, madam?
   COUNTESS. You know, Helen,
   I am a mother to you.
   HELENA. Mine honourable mistress.
   COUNTESS. Nay, a mother.
   Why not a mother? When I said 'a mother,'
   Methought you saw a serpent. What's in 'mother'
   That you start at it? I say I am your mother,
   And put you in the catalogue of those
   That were enwombed mine. 'Tis often seen
   Adoption strives with nature, and choice breeds
   A native slip to us from foreign seeds.
   You ne'er oppress'd me with a mother's groan,
   Yet I express to you a mother's care.
   God's mercy, maiden! does it curd thy blood
   To say I am thy mother? What's the matter,
   That this distempered messenger of wet,
   The many-colour'd Iris, rounds thine eye? 
   Why, that you are my daughter?
   HELENA. That I am not.
   COUNTESS. I say I am your mother.
   HELENA. Pardon, madam.
   The Count Rousillon cannot be my brother:
   I am from humble, he from honoured name;
   No note upon my parents, his all noble.
   My master, my dear lord he is; and I
   His servant live, and will his vassal die.
   He must not be my brother.
   COUNTESS. Nor I your mother?
   HELENA. You are my mother, madam; would you were-
   So that my lord your son were not my brother-
   Indeed my mother! Or were you both our mothers,
   I care no more for than I do for heaven,
   So I were not his sister. Can't no other,
   But, I your daughter, he must be my brother?
   COUNTESS. Yes, Helen, you might be my daughter-in-law.
   God shield you mean it not! 'daughter' and 'mother'
   So strive upon your pulse. What! pale again? 
   My fear hath catch'd your fondness. Now I see
   The myst'ry of your loneliness, and find
   Your salt tears' head. Now to all sense 'tis gross
   You love my son; invention is asham'd,
   Against the proclamation of thy passion,
   To say thou dost not. Therefore tell me true;
   But tell me then, 'tis so; for, look, thy cheeks
   Confess it, th' one to th' other; and thine eyes
   See it so grossly shown in thy behaviours
   That in their kind they speak it; only sin
   And hellish obstinacy tie thy tongue,
   That truth should be suspected. Speak, is't so?
   If it be so, you have wound a goodly clew;
   If it be not, forswear't; howe'er, I charge thee,
   As heaven shall work in me for thine avail,
   To tell me truly.
   HELENA. Good madam, pardon me.
   COUNTESS. Do you love my son?
   HELENA. Your pardon, noble mistress.
   COUNTESS. Love you my son? 
   HELENA. Do not you love him, madam?
   COUNTESS. Go not about; my love hath in't a bond
   Whereof the world takes note. Come, come, disclose
   The state of your affection; for your passions
   Have to the full appeach'd.
   HELENA. Then I confess,
   Here on my knee, before high heaven and you,
   That before you, and next unto high heaven,
   I love your son.
   My friends were poor, but honest; so's my love.
   Be not offended, for it hurts not him
   That he is lov'd of me; I follow him not
   By any token of presumptuous suit,
   Nor would I have him till I do deserve him;
   Yet never know how that desert should be.
   I know I love in vain, strive against hope;
   Yet in this captious and intenible sieve
   I still pour in the waters of my love,
   And lack not to lose still. Thus, Indian-like,
   Religious in mine error, I adore 
   The sun that looks upon his worshipper
   But knows of him no more. My dearest madam,
   Let not your hate encounter with my love,
   For loving where you do; but if yourself,
   Whose aged honour cites a virtuous youth,
   Did ever in so true a flame of liking
   Wish chastely and love dearly that your Dian
   Was both herself and Love; O, then, give pity
   To her whose state is such that cannot choose
   But lend and give where she is sure to lose;
   That seeks not to find that her search implies,
   But, riddle-like, lives sweetly where she dies!
   COUNTESS. Had you not lately an intent-speak truly-
   To go to Paris?
   HELENA. Madam, I had.
   COUNTESS. Wherefore? Tell true.
   HELENA. I will tell truth; by grace itself I swear.
   You know my father left me some prescriptions
   Of rare and prov'd effects, such as his reading
   And manifest experience had collected 
   For general sovereignty; and that he will'd me
   In heedfull'st reservation to bestow them,
   As notes whose faculties inclusive were
   More than they were in note. Amongst the rest
   There is a remedy, approv'd, set down,
   To cure the desperate languishings whereof
   The King is render'd lost.
   COUNTESS. This was your motive
   For Paris, was it? Speak.
   HELENA. My lord your son made me to think of this,
   Else Paris, and the medicine, and the King,
   Had from the conversation of my thoughts
   Haply been absent then.
   COUNTESS. But think you, Helen,
   If you should tender your supposed aid,
   He would receive it? He and his physicians
   Are of a mind: he, that they cannot help him;
   They, that they cannot help. How shall they credit
   A poor unlearned virgin, when the schools,
   Embowell'd of their doctrine, have let off 
   The danger to itself?
   HELENA. There's something in't
   More than my father's skill, which was the great'st
   Of his profession, that his good receipt
   Shall for my legacy be sanctified
   By th' luckiest stars in heaven; and, would your honour
   But give me leave to try success, I'd venture
   The well-lost life of mine on his Grace's cure.
   By such a day and hour.
   COUNTESS. Dost thou believe't?
   HELENA. Ay, madam, knowingly.
   COUNTESS. Why, Helen, thou shalt have my leave and love,
   Means and attendants, and my loving greetings
   To those of mine in court. I'll stay at home,
   And pray God's blessing into thy attempt.
   Be gone to-morrow; and be sure of this,
   What I can help thee to thou shalt not miss. Exeunt



ACT II.




SCENE 1.



Paris. The KING'S palace

Flourish of cornets. Enter the KING with divers young LORDS taking leave

for the Florentine war; BERTRAM and PAROLLES; ATTENDANTS
   KING. Farewell, young lords; these war-like principles
   Do not throw from you. And you, my lords, farewell;
   Share the advice betwixt you; if both gain all,
   The gift doth stretch itself as 'tis receiv'd,
   And is enough for both.
   FIRST LORD. 'Tis our hope, sir,
   After well-ent'red soldiers, to return
   And find your Grace in health.
   KING. No, no, it cannot be; and yet my heart
   Will not confess he owes the malady
   That doth my life besiege. Farewell, young lords;
   Whether I live or die, be you the sons
   Of worthy Frenchmen; let higher Italy-
   Those bated that inherit but the fall
   Of the last monarchy-see that you come 
   Not to woo honour, but to wed it; when
   The bravest questant shrinks, find what you seek,
   That fame may cry you aloud. I say farewell.
   SECOND LORD. Health, at your bidding, serve your Majesty!
   KING. Those girls of Italy, take heed of them;
   They say our French lack language to deny,
   If they demand; beware of being captives
   Before you serve.
   BOTH. Our hearts receive your warnings.
   KING. Farewell. [To ATTENDANTS] Come hither to me.
   The KING retires attended
   FIRST LORD. O my sweet lord, that you will stay behind us!
   PAROLLES. 'Tis not his fault, the spark.
   SECOND LORD. O, 'tis brave wars!
   PAROLLES. Most admirable! I have seen those wars.
   BERTRAM. I am commanded here and kept a coil with
   'Too young' and next year' and "Tis too early.'
   PAROLLES. An thy mind stand to 't, boy, steal away bravely.
   BERTRAM. I shall stay here the forehorse to a smock,
   Creaking my shoes on the plain masonry, 
   Till honour be bought up, and no sword worn
   But one to dance with. By heaven, I'll steal away.
   FIRST LORD. There's honour in the theft.
   PAROLLES. Commit it, Count.
   SECOND LORD. I am your accessary; and so farewell.
   BERTRAM. I grow to you, and our parting is a tortur'd body.
   FIRST LORD. Farewell, Captain.
   SECOND LORD. Sweet Monsieur Parolles!
   PAROLLES. Noble heroes, my sword and yours are kin. Good sparks and
   lustrous, a word, good metals: you shall find in the regiment of
   the Spinii one Captain Spurio, with his cicatrice, an emblem of
   war, here on his sinister cheek; it was this very sword
   entrench'd it. Say to him I live; and observe his reports for me.
   FIRST LORD. We shall, noble Captain.
   PAROLLES. Mars dote on you for his novices! Exeunt LORDS
   What will ye do?
   Re-enter the KING
   BERTRAM. Stay; the King! 
   PAROLLES. Use a more spacious ceremony to the noble lords; you have
   restrain'd yourself within the list of too cold an adieu. Be more
   expressive to them; for they wear themselves in the cap of the
   time; there do muster true gait; eat, speak, and move, under the
   influence of the most receiv'd star; and though the devil lead
   the measure, such are to be followed. After them, and take a more
   dilated farewell.
   BERTRAM. And I will do so.
   PAROLLES. Worthy fellows; and like to prove most sinewy sword-men.
   Exeunt BERTRAM and PAROLLES
   Enter LAFEU
   LAFEU. [Kneeling] Pardon, my lord, for me and for my tidings.
   KING. I'll fee thee to stand up.
   LAFEU. Then here's a man stands that has brought his pardon.
   I would you had kneel'd, my lord, to ask me mercy;
   And that at my bidding you could so stand up.
   KING. I would I had; so I had broke thy pate,
   And ask'd thee mercy for't. 
   LAFEU. Good faith, across!
   But, my good lord, 'tis thus: will you be cur'd
   Of your infirmity?
   KING. No.
   LAFEU. O, will you eat
   No grapes, my royal fox? Yes, but you will
   My noble grapes, an if my royal fox
   Could reach them: I have seen a medicine
   That's able to breathe life into a stone,
   Quicken a rock, and make you dance canary
   With spritely fire and motion; whose simple touch
   Is powerful to araise King Pepin, nay,
   To give great Charlemain a pen in's hand
   And write to her a love-line.
   KING. What her is this?
   LAFEU. Why, Doctor She! My lord, there's one arriv'd,
   If you will see her. Now, by my faith and honour,
   If seriously I may convey my thoughts
   In this my light deliverance, I have spoke
   With one that in her sex, her years, profession, 
   Wisdom, and constancy, hath amaz'd me more
   Than I dare blame my weakness. Will you see her,
   For that is her demand, and know her business?
   That done, laugh well at me.
   KING. Now, good Lafeu,
   Bring in the admiration, that we with the
   May spend our wonder too, or take off thine
   By wond'ring how thou took'st it.
   LAFEU. Nay, I'll fit you,
   And not be all day neither. Exit LAFEU
   KING. Thus he his special nothing ever prologues.
   Re-enter LAFEU with HELENA
   LAFEU. Nay, come your ways.
   KING. This haste hath wings indeed.
   LAFEU. Nay, come your ways;
   This is his Majesty; say your mind to him.
   A traitor you do look like; but such traitors
   His Majesty seldom fears. I am Cressid's uncle, 
   That dare leave two together. Fare you well. Exit
   KING. Now, fair one, does your business follow us?
   HELENA. Ay, my good lord.
   Gerard de Narbon was my father,
   In what he did profess, well found.
   KING. I knew him.
   HELENA. The rather will I spare my praises towards him;
   Knowing him is enough. On's bed of death
   Many receipts he gave me; chiefly one,
   Which, as the dearest issue of his practice,
   And of his old experience th' only darling,
   He bade me store up as a triple eye,
   Safer than mine own two, more dear. I have so:
   And, hearing your high Majesty is touch'd
   With that malignant cause wherein the honour
   Of my dear father's gift stands chief in power,
   I come to tender it, and my appliance,
   With all bound humbleness.
   KING. We thank you, maiden;
   But may not be so credulous of cure, 
   When our most learned doctors leave us, and
   The congregated college have concluded
   That labouring art can never ransom nature
   From her inaidable estate-I say we must not
   So stain our judgment, or corrupt our hope,
   To prostitute our past-cure malady
   To empirics; or to dissever so
   Our great self and our credit to esteem
   A senseless help, when help past sense we deem.
   HELENA. My duty then shall pay me for my pains.
   I will no more enforce mine office on you;
   Humbly entreating from your royal thoughts
   A modest one to bear me back again.
   KING. I cannot give thee less, to be call'd grateful.
   Thou thought'st to help me; and such thanks I give
   As one near death to those that wish him live.
   But what at full I know, thou know'st no part;
   I knowing all my peril, thou no art.
   HELENA. What I can do can do no hurt to try,
   Since you set up your rest 'gainst remedy. 
   He that of greatest works is finisher
   Oft does them by the weakest minister.
   So holy writ in babes hath judgment shown,
   When judges have been babes. Great floods have flown
   From simple sources, and great seas have dried
   When miracles have by the greatest been denied.
   Oft expectation fails, and most oft there
   Where most it promises; and oft it hits
   Where hope is coldest, and despair most fits.
   KING. I must not hear thee. Fare thee well, kind maid;
   Thy pains, not us'd, must by thyself be paid;
   Proffers not took reap thanks for their reward.
   HELENA. Inspired merit so by breath is barr'd.
   It is not so with Him that all things knows,
   As 'tis with us that square our guess by shows;
   But most it is presumption in us when
   The help of heaven we count the act of men.
   Dear sir, to my endeavours give consent;
   Of heaven, not me, make an experiment.
   I am not an impostor, that proclaim 
   Myself against the level of mine aim;
   But know I think, and think I know most sure,
   My art is not past power nor you past cure.
   KING. Art thou so confident? Within what space
   Hop'st thou my cure?
   HELENA. The greatest Grace lending grace.
   Ere twice the horses of the sun shall bring
   Their fiery torcher his diurnal ring,
   Ere twice in murk and occidental damp
   Moist Hesperus hath quench'd his sleepy lamp,
   Or four and twenty times the pilot's glass
   Hath told the thievish minutes how they pass,
   What is infirm from your sound parts shall fly,
   Health shall live free, and sickness freely die.
   KING. Upon thy certainty and confidence
   What dar'st thou venture?
   HELENA. Tax of impudence,
   A strumpet's boldness, a divulged shame,
   Traduc'd by odious ballads; my maiden's name
   Sear'd otherwise; ne worse of worst-extended 
   With vilest torture let my life be ended.
   KING. Methinks in thee some blessed spirit doth speak
   His powerful sound within an organ weak;
   And what impossibility would slay
   In common sense, sense saves another way.
   Thy life is dear; for all that life can rate
   Worth name of life in thee hath estimate:
   Youth, beauty, wisdom, courage, all
   That happiness and prime can happy call.
   Thou this to hazard needs must intimate
   Skill infinite or monstrous desperate.
   Sweet practiser, thy physic I will try,
   That ministers thine own death if I die.
   HELENA. If I break time, or flinch in property
   Of what I spoke, unpitied let me die;
   And well deserv'd. Not helping, death's my fee;
   But, if I help, what do you promise me?
   KING. Make thy demand.
   HELENA. But will you make it even?
   KING. Ay, by my sceptre and my hopes of heaven. 
   HELENA. Then shalt thou give me with thy kingly hand
   What husband in thy power I will command.
   Exempted be from me the arrogance
   To choose from forth the royal blood of France,
   My low and humble name to propagate
   With any branch or image of thy state;
   But such a one, thy vassal, whom I know
   Is free for me to ask, thee to bestow.
   KING. Here is my hand; the premises observ'd,
   Thy will by my performance shall be serv'd.
   So make the choice of thy own time, for I,
   Thy resolv'd patient, on thee still rely.
   More should I question thee, and more I must,
   Though more to know could not be more to trust,
   From whence thou cam'st, how tended on. But rest
   Unquestion'd welcome and undoubted blest.
   Give me some help here, ho! If thou proceed
   As high as word, my deed shall match thy deed.
   [Flourish. Exeunt]


SCENE 2.



Rousillon. The COUNT'S palace

Enter COUNTESS and CLOWN
   COUNTESS. Come on, sir; I shall now put you to the height of your
   breeding.
   CLOWN. I will show myself highly fed and lowly taught. I know my
   business is but to the court.
   COUNTESS. To the court! Why, what place make you special, when you
   put off that with such contempt? But to the court!
   CLOWN. Truly, madam, if God have lent a man any manners, he may
   easily put it off at court. He that cannot make a leg, put off's
   cap, kiss his hand, and say nothing, has neither leg, hands, lip,
   nor cap; and indeed such a fellow, to say precisely, were not for
   the court; but for me, I have an answer will serve all men.
   COUNTESS. Marry, that's a bountiful answer that fits all questions.
   CLOWN. It is like a barber's chair, that fits all buttocks-the pin
   buttock, the quatch buttock, the brawn buttock, or any buttock.
   COUNTESS. Will your answer serve fit to all questions?
   CLOWN. As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney, as your
   French crown for your taffety punk, as Tib's rush for Tom's
   forefinger, as a pancake for Shrove Tuesday, a morris for Mayday,
   as the nail to his hole, the cuckold to his horn, as a scolding
   quean to a wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the friar's
   mouth; nay, as the pudding to his skin.
   COUNTESS. Have you, I, say, an answer of such fitness for all
   questions?
   CLOWN. From below your duke to beneath your constable, it will fit
   any question.
   COUNTESS. It must be an answer of most monstrous size that must fit
   all demands.
   CLOWN. But a trifle neither, in good faith, if the learned should
   speak truth of it. Here it is, and all that belongs to't. Ask me
   if I am a courtier: it shall do you no harm to learn.
   COUNTESS. To be young again, if we could, I will be a fool in
   question, hoping to be the wiser by your answer. I pray you, sir,
   are you a courtier?
   CLOWN. O Lord, sir!-There's a simple putting off. More, more, a
   hundred of them.
   COUNTESS. Sir, I am a poor friend of yours, that loves you.
   CLOWN. O Lord, sir!-Thick, thick; spare not me. 
   COUNTESS. I think, sir, you can eat none of this homely meat.